Buck Pucker

[fascist @FaustianNarcan]

You def dated someone 10 years older than you at 18

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "We had 11 missiles shot by the Islamic Republic of Japan"

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Rachel Reeves confirms the Clacton by-election will go ahead

"It is a farce and a desperate distraction. But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him"

[Fractal @harmaceutics]

@pk_kenzie You sexually harassed me by putting that picture on my screen.

[Dan Critchlow @afcDW]

Wait, for once we’re the colonised?

[maeৎ @gayyaoiesexx]

Dude these girls are made in a factory

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

A bodybuilder going to Thailand feels the same as an Indian standing too close to a railway

[fascist @FaustianNarcan]

This was the kind of girl my mom use to hire to tutor me when I was in middle school and they never touched me 💔

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

Swiss coach looks like a cocaine dealer from the 70s

[S @KINGY657]

Scottish “nationalist” won’t support England because we colonised them (we didn’t) but they’ll support Norway who actually did colonise them, strange bunch

[Luke🫪 @Iatics]

Nigel Farage vs the establishment

[The media SOI 🇬🇧 @MediaSOI]

Just had some great financial news…

The child I sponsor in Africa has been eaten by a lion

[JT 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @jt_stamford]

You’ve got to be taking the piss? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Jerome 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿♿️ @JeromeLuvsWoke]

how many apprentices can he rape in an hour though? 😂😂😂 #sitebanter

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Farage has proven one thing today and one thing only - everything that he does is about one person.

Nigel Farage.

The people of Clacton do not need a media circus descending on their town over a busy tourist season because their MP has made a series of bad decisions.

He should have declared that five million pounds. He knows it. We all know it.

Now he is going to weaponise a by-election to distract from that.

This is going to cost the taxpayer a fortune.

A quarter of a million pounds. Eye-watering sums of money.

Think about what that money could do for the people of Clacton.

Will Farage fund it out of his own pocket?

Because he bloody well should.

This is making a mockery of our entire democratic process.

He made bad decision after bad decision, and concealed money in a way that has spectacularly backfired.

A by-election will not deflect from that fact, and nor should it.

I will be making an announcement later today about Restore Britain’s plans for the Clacton by-election.

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

It’s crazy how this wouldn’t actually be that big of a controversy today

Which is a good thing

[𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐠 @CasuallyGreg]

It also seems like a good time to mention that they were beaten by a bunch of 16-year-old boys.

[uk politics reaction video @ukpolreact]

nigel farage fuck’s sake you cunt failed cameo

[Maoist Landlord™️ @fleshsimulator]

What's with the evil robe