tang .

what's your purpose? why were you put on earth? ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤyou could be lost but you belong to ㅤㅤㅤㅤ⠀the world.

[tang . @antiquxrian]

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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀mr. tang .ᐟ
⠀⠀great monk descendant + scholar
⠀

[tang . @antiquxrian]

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okay, mr. mayor 😁
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[Mayor @mysticmayor]

HMPH! WELL! I’VE GOT MY EYYYESSSS… ON YOU! 🫵

[tang . @antiquxrian]

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you're right, i wouldn't want to ruin my youthful appearance...
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[‎ ‎ ┄┅ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ bai ‎ ‎‎ ‎ he. @cryokits]

don't!! you'll turn wrinkly and evil.

[tang . @antiquxrian]

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no. ✨
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[Mayor @mysticmayor]

HELLO.

ELABORATE.

[tang . @antiquxrian]

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hello there
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[Mayor @mysticmayor]

A What.

[tang . @antiquxrian]

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i'm so hungry i could eat a lady bone demon
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[tang . @antiquxrian]

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@BORGINDUSTRY do you want noodles delivered ( say yes )
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[tang . @antiquxrian]

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﹙⠀suddenly, he's all curled up on the bed. snor mimimi.⠀﹚
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[MK‼️🐵🎧 @MK_M0nkieKid]

…I’ll make you a bowl of noodles if you take a nap

[tang . @antiquxrian]

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﹙⠀buzz buzz.⠀﹚
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[MK‼️🐵🎧 @MK_M0nkieKid]

COME BACK HERE???

[ trying to gentle capture the bug ]

[tang . @antiquxrian]

https://t.co/LRKQquBdSw yeah so tang can turn into Big. into a cicada. it's something i also kept from the old account lmaooo

[tang . @antiquxrian]

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﹙⠀skittering away. 🪲⠀﹚
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[MK‼️🐵🎧 @MK_M0nkieKid]

.

WHAT ?????

[tang . @antiquxrian]

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﹙⠀SQUIRMING SQUIRMING— GLOWING? bug. he turned into a bug.⠀﹚
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[MK‼️🐵🎧 @MK_M0nkieKid]

[ STRUGGLING WRAPPING HIM UP ]

STAY- STILL—

[tang . @antiquxrian]

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﹙⠀SQUIRMING SQUIRMING SQUIRMING SQUIRMING SQU
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[MK‼️🐵🎧 @MK_M0nkieKid]

[ FUMBLING TO GET HIM WRAPPED IN THE BLANKET ]

[tang . @antiquxrian]

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﹙⠀TUMBLING FALLING COLLAPSING⠀﹚
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[MK‼️🐵🎧 @MK_M0nkieKid]

[ TACKLING ]

[tang . @antiquxrian]

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﹙⠀SKEDADDLING!!⠀﹚
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[MK‼️🐵🎧 @MK_M0nkieKid]

[ LUNGING AT TANG ]

[tang . @antiquxrian]

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﹙⠀backing away so slowly.⠀﹚ NO NO NO NO NO NO I'M SO CLOSE TO FINISHING WAIT
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[MK‼️🐵🎧 @MK_M0nkieKid]

I’LL WAKE YOU UP!! 😁

[ already sneaking up ]

[tang . @antiquxrian]

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IF I NAP I WILL CRASH AND SLEEP FOR 24 HOURS
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[MK‼️🐵🎧 @MK_M0nkieKid]

IT WILL BE A SHORT NAP THEN!!! AND I CAN HELP YOU

[tang . @antiquxrian]

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I HAVE DEADLINES I HAVE TO REACH, MK
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[MK‼️🐵🎧 @MK_M0nkieKid]

meh meh maybe you should’ve slept earlier

[tang . @antiquxrian]

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wait no i have grades due wait wait wait wait WAIT
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[MK‼️🐵🎧 @MK_M0nkieKid]

watch your back i’m gonna sneak up on you with a blanket and tea when you least expect it

[tang . @antiquxrian]

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okay well. if i could do it in my college days, then i can definitely do it now, just watch
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[MK‼️🐵🎧 @MK_M0nkieKid]

THATS NOT HOW THIS WORKS

[tang . @antiquxrian]

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okay but, and hear me out, i finish everything THEN sleep
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[MK‼️🐵🎧 @MK_M0nkieKid]

PLEASE TAKE A NAP