AntiShoutout

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#AntiShoutout to Kathy Griffin. No specific reason. Just...a general #AntiShoutout

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#Shoutout to Brian Williams for being the one to convince #MannyPacquiao and #FloydMayweather to fight. You should ask him about it.

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#AntiShoutout to @NBC for touting #OneBigFamily as its "new" show. It's just #WillandGrace inverted. #ifitaintbroke

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#Shoutout to #Pharell for donating $7.4 mil to Marvin Gaye fam for Blurred Lines soundalike. Oh. Wasn't donated? Well. #notsohappynowthen

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#AntiShoutout to the @NFL for letting #deflategate go as an unsolved mystery. #howisnobodytalkingaboutthis #whodoneit #probablyGronk

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#AntiShoutout to the #iWatch. I don't want it, I don't see a need for it, but I know I'm going to eventually have it. #Apple #pleasestop

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#AntiShoutout to @BrunoMars because you know somebody has since named their kid #BrunoMars

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#AntiShoutout to the eventual person that builds the Ashley's clubhouse from Recess. Someone's gonna do it & they will know my jealous wrath

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#AntiShoutout to @kanyewest for tweeting somebody else was the greatest. At least be consistent.

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#Shoutout to the team of brunette Barbie Dolls that sacrificed their hair so that John Travolta had something to fashion his own with.

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#AntiShoutout to banana bread without chocolate chips in it #nothingismoredisappointing

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#AntiShoutout to the one other person in the room that stays silent after you sneeze. It's more awkward to NOT say #blessyou #even4randoms

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#AntiShoutout to everyone who "woke up like this." It was done the moment it went on a coffee mug. #exceptforBeybecauseshesBey

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#Shoutout to @NickLachey for making the move from LA to Cincy to raise his fam in a non-Kardashian world #YouEscapedFutureFamilyButtimplants

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#AntiShoutout to the groundhog that always sees his shadow. Can we PLEASE get a diff animal-oracle thats not such a pansy? #isitspringyet

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#AntiShoutout to @NBCTheVoice for never incorporating the Pie Pod into one of the chairs #WhatWouldYouDo #PieChristina

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#AntiShoutout to @NASA for continuing to search for life on other planets. Have you not seen Transformers? You're screwing us #Letitgo

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@UWMadison #ShoutOut for making #ASO possible. Learned it all in Madtown #UW

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#AntiShoutout to recent NYC transplants for their immediate over-usage of "Uchh. Tourists." #ohmygoshinevergotoTimesSquare #WeGetIt

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#AntiShoutout to Senator #MitchMcConnell. If you look like a turtle, you gotta be aware of some of the faces you make