Anti-Simp Unit SA

South Africa's anti-simp Law Enforcement Agency. Official Simp Prevention & Prosecuting Authority.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

NO SUCH THING AS CHEATING BACK

The emoticons (emotional twitter) are all up in their feelings over the Kwesta infidelity story. You have these women saying his wife should also cheat back, this is just bullsh!t. Any woman who believes in "cheating back" is a ho3...

[MORAL Authority @lavidaNOTA]

Women think giving a man vagina is building him. They’ll say “I was with him when he was broke,” as if they would’ve been with a man if they knew he’d be broke forever. Women take advantage of men then when men do anything for themselves women destroy their provider & protector…

[Anti-Simp Unit SA @antisimpunitsa]

If you see the light but choose to stay in the dark you deserve all the bullshit that's coming your way.

[. @cozmino_]

One thing about simping, you start being mad at yourself after realizing that you've gone too far settling for nonsense 😭

[Penuel The Black Pen @penuelist_]

The feminization of men is not good for communities.

I appreciate what this individual father is doing for himself & his daughter... it's quite cute... but as general content for other men, I don't support it.

Children need fathers... not mothers with penises.

[Ashley Charles Louw @ashley_louw]

"A lifter who trains in the worst weather is a true force of nature"

[Anti-Simp Unit SA @antisimpunitsa]

@D_elleriously Hypergamy. That's the answer you are looking for.

[Anti-Simp Unit SA @antisimpunitsa]

@ashley_louw 😂😂😂😂

[Anti-Simp Unit SA @antisimpunitsa]

the real irony:

men work their way to social & financial wealth partly so they can afford bridal price, make a family which they will protect & provide for..

Yet some women think maintaining their (already-valuable) images so they're worth marrying is so unfair.

[Katz ✨🌻 @Ms_Llale]

the irony is that women are always trying to "fix" themselves to be worthy of marriage, to ultimately be of service to men. women are the ones who are always careful to make sure the marriage train does not miss them. and yet the institution is not patriarchal?

[Anti-Simp Unit SA @antisimpunitsa]

If you know, you know
~ THE WALL

[Anti-Simp Unit SA @antisimpunitsa]

simps turn other níggas into simps. Be mindful of the quality of men you keep within your circle.

[Anti-Simp Unit SA @antisimpunitsa]

Another su!c!de bomber. Stooping low as fvck as long as it takes her ex boyfriend down.💯

[Anti-Simp Unit SA @antisimpunitsa]

@vngalwana "Real men" are Nice guys under the spell of feminine manipulation.

Nice guys will do whatever it takes to appear good in society even if it means they must tell a lie.

So asking a real man to be honest is like asking fish to walk.

[Anti-Simp Unit SA @antisimpunitsa]

@Glow_Marilyn So why should people take advice from someone who couldn't make his own children listen to him? A failing simp father.

[Anti-Simp Unit SA @antisimpunitsa]

Women take Steve Harvey's relationship advice and get surprised when they can't keep a good man just like Lori Harvey.

[Anti-Simp Unit SA @antisimpunitsa]

@Mr_BluSkyy Let him be. We need more motivational speakers in next year's men's conference. 😂

[Anti-Simp Unit SA @antisimpunitsa]

The consequences of beating up a woman are not worth it. Some guys just don't get it.

[Anti-Simp Unit SA @antisimpunitsa]

"Where are all the men?"
Suddenly masculinity is needed in order to defuse the raging bull in the house.

[Mmusi Maimane MP @MmusiMaimane]

You must take action @SAPoliceService and @CyrilRamaphosa.

How can a victim trying to report GBV be assaulted in the police station. This appalling incident happened at Maderia police station in Stutterhiem.

Is your administration serious about GBV?

https://t.co/KzkgoCCJw4

[Anti-Simp Unit SA @antisimpunitsa]

@Zinhleputinn • Quadruple texting. 🚩🚩🤡
• Not waiting for a response.
• Reminding her who he is without her asking means he doesn't consider himself as memorable.

Signs of desperation. He had it coming. NEXT

[Anti-Simp Unit SA @antisimpunitsa]

@YungZuluWarrior Accurate. Nothing gets the programming done like a good ol' catchy song with mythical lyrics.

Hear it (input), sing it, believe it (output). Repeat.🚮

[Anti-Simp Unit SA @antisimpunitsa]

Romantic Ballads are melodies to be enjoyed. That's all they are. They are not lyrics to be taken as advice.

[Anti-Simp Unit SA @antisimpunitsa]

@MusaKhawula "Men should open up more."
"Men are going through a lot"
"Why are they committing suicide?"

Today they are gathered here to laugh at a man who's circumstances they do not know about.