antisocialbiotch

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“Share this or you’ll be murdered at 12:45am”
Bitch do you want me to share it or not??

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My favorite side of the bed is the middle

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Better late than without coffee

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Am I being overdramatic or am I actually dying? - an autobiography

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Whenever I hear a child screaming, my first thought is "shit, did I take my birth control?"

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Cranberry juice just isn't worth it without vodka

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Growing up I thought quick sand was going to be a much bigger problem as an adult than it is

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Pros of having long hair: it’s almost impossible to spill mayo on my shirt
Cons of having long hair: I have mayo in my hair

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My boyfriend holds my hand so I’ll stop touching his butt

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Celino and Barnes got this girl 5 million dollars because she got hit by a truck.

How much do I get for looking like I got hit by a truck tho?

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I’m so broke right now I’m about to write checks for all my bills and whoever cashes it first is the winner

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At what age do you magically stop hating yourself? Someone please tell me it’s 24

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