Ant 🐜

don’t take me seriously.

[Ant 🐜 @antmee]

*insert profound tweet here*

[Ant 🐜 @antmee]

Last night, I stayed up watching a foreign film. Halfway through it I decided to pull out of the subs and switch to dub. Am I just getting old and can’t keep up or was I just tired? 🥱 😂

[Ant 🐜 @antmee]

@cptzeuss Haha! You know how I am… Dead. Dead tired. 😂

[Ant 🐜 @antmee]

Back from the dead… dead from the back? WTF?! 😂

[Ant 🐜 @antmee]

@CaitlinMyers “Mom why are you like this?” Type of look. 😂

[Ant 🐜 @antmee]

Drowning your sorrows in alcohol through the years…

Stops being effective because your sorrows are now high-functioning alcoholics. AHAHAHAHAHA!

[Ant 🐜 @antmee]

Drake “WTF” Maye. #SuperBowlLX

[Ant 🐜 @antmee]

My pity party needs to end.
https://t.co/DEAF9x29U3

[Ant 🐜 @antmee]

I’m in love with a singer.

[Ant 🐜 @antmee]

I wish my noise cancelling headphones also silenced the voices in my head. #ijustwannasleepbro

[Ant 🐜 @antmee]

Fuck. I’m inaantok. I need that tiktilaok. 🤣🐓

[Ant 🐜 @antmee]

@cptzeuss

[Ant 🐜 @antmee]

I still find it funny how my ex would accuse me of cheating when I’m not around her… only to find out months later that she’s the guilty one. 🤷🏽‍♂️ 😂 #ohwellpapel

[Ant 🐜 @antmee]

@cptzeuss Once you get to your geriatric era, they’re all just silly memories. What ultimately matters is the person you become after such incidents.

[Ant 🐜 @antmee]

@cptzeuss 🤣🤣🤣 it’s pretty old news but I chuckle every time I remember.

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[Ant 🐜 @antmee]

@cptzeuss

[Ant 🐜 @antmee]

Wasn’t that the point, dumbass? — me facing the mirror.

[Ant 🐜 @antmee]

I need some of that Starbucks crack if I’m staying awake until tomorrow. 🤣

[Ant 🐜 @antmee]

Added human, maybe because I’m 🥱

[Ant 🐜 @antmee]

Are we at the era where I’m going to get asked what Identify first before getting asked for directions? This is ridiculous.