anton

Baltimore's most reviled individual
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[anton @antniven]

@ShyMukerjee took me to my first baseball game last night and patiently explained all the rules to me like I'm some hot bitch

[anton @antniven]

@Vlazgax @_JiggityJohnson it's an imaginary friend

[Cape Ann, bottom shelf @_JiggityJohnson]

You actually shouldn’t check in on your friends who are depressed. All it does is put the burden on them to explain to you that they are still not doing well when they have zero energy as it is. Just leave them alone and they’ll reach out. Or they won’t. It’s not up to you

[Maddi O'Neill @MaddiONeill]

Two days ago when I asked the gov’s press team about his presence on the Dialog list I was told I was contributing to the “sad state of the press landscape”

[anton @antniven]

@powerfulwizerd Awooga!

[anton @antniven]

The bad thing is about populists is that they do really cool shit that everyone likes

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

The @nyknicks are home and our city is ready to show out.

We’re hosting a free watch party for 5,000 New Yorkers tonight in Bryant Park.

You can register at the link below starting at noon today: https://t.co/Te8eGk5TwW

[anton @antniven]

@colejchristiana @JohnLeFevre I'd kill and eat every single one of them if given even half the chance

[Jed Weeks @jedweeks]

Imagine if the people at this bus stop hadn't just hopped on the Yellow.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

"shoot me faggot" rules. this zoomer was cooking. now that boomer is going to lose his entire net worth on lawyers fighting an attempted murder charge lol

[Negative Affirmations @NegAffirmations]

@uncledoomer genuinely makes me giggle knowing this boomer pos might spend his last days in a fucking cell. no boat. no stupid oversized SUV taking up two spots. no beachfront property. just 4 concrete walls until his hog heart gives out. lmao

[anton @antniven]

Who wants to venmo this cute babe $100???

[anton @antniven]

@powerfulwizerd and definitely don't even THINK about sending her a Genshin impact friend request!!

[anton @antniven]

@_JiggityJohnson Wait wait aren't you alone forever how do you have friends

[anton @antniven]

@_JiggityJohnson Me too it must be the only reason no one likes my posts

[anton @antniven]

@powerfulwizerd "a little video message"

[anton @antniven]

@powerfulwizerd Omg like Cameo???

[anton @antniven]

@powerfulwizerd I wrote this!

[anton @antniven]

@moraffreports Dammit I ordered that months ago

[anton @antniven]

If your outgoing is empty, don't get pissed that 99% of your inbox are messages that a dozen other girls also received lmao

[anton @antniven]

If you refuse to ask anyone out and only wait to be asked out yourself, don't be shocked when you end up with the shameless men who play that game. Be the change you want to see

[sara @seabbyy]

you guys are worried about liking pictures whole time he’s fucking a girl he doesn’t even follow #StayWoke

[anton @antniven]

@powerfulwizerd 9 bookmarks from people who want to torture you lmao