Anton

Very human engineer. ok quality 🇸🇪

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I dated a Haskell coder once but she broke it off. When I asked her “why? Is it because I’m not your type?” she said no, it’s because you killed and ate my dog

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I miss the days when the Left and Right were just called Horus and Osiris

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Mindfulness is just adding debug logs to your thought processes.

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The gamer equivalent of perfect pitch is being able to look at a video game and say exactly what the frame rate is.

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I’m politically opposed to my own programming, because most problems can be solved by centralizing the state.

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If the result of any poll is that all options get close to equal votes, then the question itself was indistinguishable from “What is your favorite color?”

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You couldn’t pay me to hate capitalism

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Truly great people are measured not in inches, but gallons

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Women are like soap bubbles, beautiful, perfectly spherical, and if you touch them they vanish.

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One of the most important things in the world is to be yourself. Unless of course, you are Hitler.

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Free will? What kind commie gobbledygook is that nothing is free

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When I have a kid I’ll name him Status Quo. Then I can be proud instead of annoyed when he gets upset

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Imagine you’re in Hell and it’s the eight trillionth billionth year you’re there. All you can think on this anniversary is, “Gosh! I shouldn’t have took the lords name in vain”

—Priest explaining why I shouldn’t have said “Jesus rocks”

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Instead of genetically engineering ears onto mice, why don’t we genetically engineer a sandwich into my mouth? I’m hungry

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Got a book recommendation? Lemme guess someone wants something, they go into the wild, face perils, discover the fire, defeat the monster, return home with the fire? Yea I read that it’s pretty good

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I’m starting a company that will genetically alter humans into having hundreds of legs, thus rendering cars obsolete. Company will be called Volvo 2

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@axel7772_ As I grow fatter, this happens to my chin

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*nervously*— what — — do — you — mean, — — of — — — —course— —I'm—not— —AI— — —

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Never argue with idiots. They will drag you down into the sewer and eat you. Wait I’m thinking of mutant rats

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Philosophers are all like ‘think this’, ‘consider that’, and I’m like Shut up I am trying to eat a banana

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I wonder how good at carpentry I’d have to become for my project managers to begin considering that I may be God.