Anthony Hagan

(he/him) Millennial Dirtbag | Burrito Enthusiast | sometimes I get sad and sing songs about it.

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Cold Stone Steve Austin 🍨

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@PalmerTpalm317 @IanPosting @sw_holocron Character model looks a little off??? CURSE YOU LESBIANS! Go touch some grass

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@ripdey505 @StarWarsExplain The movie is canon. Any non movie material is considered legends. Even the novelization and comic book adaptations are considered legends.

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@SayreBedinger @StarWarsExplain You know who else is fully aware of his line from TPM? The people who decided to include him in the show. I’m guessing it was a very deliberate inclusion.

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If the new #HogwartLegacy game doesn’t even let you poop your pants and magic it away, than what’s the point?!

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@CthulusRoomMate @hanlouhug @WookOfficial Which you would have known if you checked Wookieepedia

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@CthulusRoomMate @hanlouhug @WookOfficial Not to be that guy but…the “gender neutral sentient rock” you’re talking about, uses he/him pronouns.

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@sunflowerheart0 @TheSims Tooth fairy bear, tooth bear-y

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Back in my day, we didn’t complain about glitches in our Pokémon games. We gave them silly names and exploited them for profit.

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As a society, we aren’t spending enough time talking about how the Little Drummer Boy is just someone’s Bible OC.

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Welp. Just learned that I’m now actually a big fan of SPAM, so… who said the back half of your 20s doesn’t get to be as exciting as the first?

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@OggyGhost @alviscardi @DiscussingFilm I don’t see your point here. He said publicly he was retiring from the films after 9. Did you want them to pester him every time they make something new? He heard they were doing the series and wanted to be a part in making a theme. Not like they were making him beg for it.

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Having watched almost exclusively Mickey Mouse Clubhouse for the past week, I have a confession. Mickey Mouse’s bare feet make me extremely uncomfortable. Like makes my skin crawl uncomfortable.

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@beefalternative Oh sorry, how could I forget about the groundswell of emos rushing out to see Dumbo.

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Genuine question that I’m just throwing out into the ether here, why do we keep giving Tim Burton movies to direct? Who is it for at this point?

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Actually Berenstain was the author, the bears are Berenstain’s monsters.

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@StephenRKnoll If the thing you were looking for is me hating it, then yeah, this is absolutely a thing.

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@taemivorous Clown Madness: the original pandemic

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@joeyryanbaumunk Preferences are subjective, but this is undeniably correct.