Antonio Neglia

Sure, I could edit your sh*t, but I won't do it for free!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Just out according to @CNN: "Utah officials report voting machine problems across entire country"

[Antonio Neglia @antoneglia]

Today the silent majority is no longer silent. Today, we stand up and Make America Great Again! #TRUMPTHEVOTE

https://t.co/PUVjZq5uWq

[WikiLeaks @wikileaks]

We have a suprise in store for @TimKaine and @DonnaBrazile.

[Antonio Neglia @antoneglia]

@ArnaudKrakowka Hey dude! Just purchased one your 140bpm metal drum tracks, but the kick file is corrupt. Can you help me out? :)

[Michael Santana @Imaqtpielol]

I CANT WAIT TO PLAY ON LOWER PING FUCK ALL THE PROS YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Hai @Hai]

I do NOT like the Riot response to Sandbox mode at all, sounds like the biggest cop out I've ever seen, are you kidding?

[Marcus @Dyrus]

I'd like to welcome my new cellmate trick2g

[✞ uǝʇᴚɐɥ ɐǝᴚpuɐ ✞ @andeeapple]

I need to stop worrying so much.

[✞ uǝʇᴚɐɥ ɐǝᴚpuɐ ✞ @andeeapple]

@antoneglia Just told me his secret to winning ranked matches as an ADC and I am forever dead goodbye

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

Females be like:

Me: hey.

Girl: I bet you say that to all your hoes.

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

bitches think a guy with a short temper is attractive until he kamehamehas her through a wall for buying lays instead of doritos.

[Antonio Neglia @antoneglia]

Girls have this weird obsession of taking pictures of their legs in a candlelit bathtub and throwing it all over Instagram.

[Antonio Neglia @antoneglia]

Intel, why the FUCK would you partner with FemFreq? Oh my god.

[Antonio Neglia @antoneglia]

I wonder, who is going to be the new Leafs coach, and when is he going to be fired too?

[Antonio Neglia @antoneglia]

Hehe, a girl on my Facebook just copied all of my latest statuses and reposted them. Do I get some sort of royalty for this?

[Antonio Neglia @antoneglia]

Treat people exactly how they treat you.

[Antonio Neglia @antoneglia]

Today I learned that some of the most despicable people you will ever meet all come about throughout the holiday season. People make me sick

[Scott Snyder @Ssnyder1835]

@gregrucka @MichaelLark66 I love your series so much I'm only buying clothes here from now on.

[Antonio Neglia @antoneglia]

Let's face it, The Interview was probably going to be a shitty movie anyways. #TheInterview #NorthKorea

[Dan Slott @DanSlott]

"What kind of Spider-Man movie would you want to see?"

Answer:
One that I wrote. From the deck of my private yacht. That Spider-Man movie.