ethan

[ethan @antonethann]

had to reupload this because the video didn’t work on my pinned tweet

[ethan @antonethann]

i hope my wife's boyfriend dies

[ethan @antonethann]

poor customer thinks the bdc girl is his ex

[ethan @antonethann]

my customer kept asking me questions about the truck i was selling him and i said "don't worry imma google it on the test drive" and i still sold him the truck idk what the fuck i'm doing

[ethan @antonethann]

hacks is amazing

[Cris ✨ @lionesspike]

hacks last month

[ethan @antonethann]

my queen is in the wrong castle

[ethan @antonethann]

none of you can ever understand the pain of being named anton

[ethan @antonethann]

i saw charli xcx for $50 two years ago at THE SHRINE of all places and now i'm gonna eat ice soup for a month just to get a GA ticket at this next show

[ethan @antonethann]

i saw charli xcx for $50 two years ago at THE SHRINE of all places and now i'm gonna eat ice soup for a month just to get a GA ticket at this next show

[ethan @antonethann]

maybe my soulmate was raised by wolves and never assimilated back to society and that's why i haven't found her

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

@smiler_230 moid

[Brendan Karet @bad_takes]

counter strike is a beautiful game because it's basically a mixture of chess and gambling. however, low-level play is indistinguishable from a dream where you are punching someone and your fists turn to marshmallows

[ethan @antonethann]

anyone wanna buy a chevy silverado

[ethan @antonethann]

when someone asks me what i do for work and i tell someone that im a car salesman they look at me like i told them im an executioner

[ethan @antonethann]

quit my job today to go to another dealership and my sales manager quit two hours later #imtheglue

[ethan @antonethann]

obsession was amazing

[ethan @antonethann]

customer gave me this so it's gonna be rosé french 75 night pretty soon

[geryon @R0SYLNS]

i want her lexapro dosage

[ethan @antonethann]

every time i see american football live my virginity comes back and binds to me like the symbiote in spiderman 3

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

The clip has been summoned