Anton Damianos

Stand-Up Comedian. Stand-Up Guy. He/him.

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Australia gave their 12 points to Greece. As a Greek Australian, this is a level of national pride I never thought I’d feel. #eurovision

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@thecrystalenvy I can’t believe they sent you home! Did you piss off production? 😖

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@Sonos maybe you could unfuck your software in 2025?

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@JoshyBeSloshy That's a real fire crotch.

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How does Cardi B set goals?

OKRRRRRRRRRs!

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Did you know Rupaul was white before Raven started doing her makeup? #dragrace #AllStars9

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It's men's health month, so get a prostate massage, guys.

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@HeterodoxOutsi1 @killalexgrant He is cool

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I’m going on a detox. My health needs to come first. From here on out, only organic, pasture raised penises.

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@motherquoter Freeze your eggs and get into character.

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@SheaCoulee Why are we still surprised the audience has an opinion? If they don't care, there's nobody to show up for.

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Saltburn: A fresh grave being the weirdest thing to get fucked on screen since that apple pie.

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@shaTIRED Only the audience is giving live vocals

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Does anyone have a good recipe for girl dinner?

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@Cody_Wimmer BOTW is awesome. Was my first Zelda game. Enjoy!

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New flounder really helped people get over new Ariel #TheLittleMermaid

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@luxxnoirlondon That’s Alaskas whole schtick!