Antony Lucas

[Antony Lucas @antony_lucas]

@SheffEngRFC @acbuxton Donny you tit!

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@taranicholsonn don't worry it's for sharing

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Gonna be a gooden.

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@taranicholsonn probably because of me.

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Glad England have come to their senses at last and dropped Chris Ashton, he's a pile of wank.

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Welsh man United fans are just the worst people in the world an being stuck on a train with a drunk group of them is not the one

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Apparently England were playing cricket in India today.

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Ohhhhh, the eternal disappointment of by.

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Out of the 4 tables around me 3 of them are taken by men sitting on their own. We keep find safety in numbers.

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It's almost embarrassing asking for a table for 1 in nandos.

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I feel like Mr bean today, everything I touch goes wrong, first my car now my debit card.

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It never rains for me it pours.

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I've think everything today is conspiring against me, just to fuck me right off.

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Why are car mechanics such wankers

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@niki_takhar I wouldn't know I'm not in Wales

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@niki_takhar that's not racist I'm just making the fact that he's a cunt and plays cricket for india.

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I fucking hate Ravi jedaja he's like an Indian David Warner

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@clairetracy @niki_takhar your breasts make me happy.