Antriksh Shah Parody

Who Am I

[Aditya Shrivastava @aditshri_]

“we got gta bangalore before…”

[Ritesh Banglani @banglani]

2011: Dhoni finishes off in style

2021: Toota hai Gabba ka ghamand

2026: And that's the ninth wicket gone. Uh...in fact it looks like it's the tenth. So that's it then.

Shastri bro, you had one job.

#Cricket

[Renata 🏎️✨ @formularenata]

Cackling at the people in the Senna grandstand that after I screamed “FERRARI FUCKING PIT SOMEONE”, they screamed “GET HER ON THE PIT WALL” 😂😂😂

[Antriksh Shah Parody @antri93]

@vulturetrades SPY

[Antriksh Shah Parody @antri93]

@Gubloinvestor @grok Absolute respect 😀
see even grock does not know and looking forward to your next post!

[Antriksh Shah Parody @antri93]

@Gubloinvestor @grok which stock is this ?

[Antriksh Shah Parody @antri93]

@rona_forlife Which techpark is this?

[Motorsqorts @Motorsqorts]

🚨 Ferrari has reportedly ended development on “Project 678”, their 2026 car, to better focus on a potential championship challenge in 2027.

[Sergio Pérez @SChecoPerez]

Perhaps 🤣

[Aiden Bai @aidenybai]

just so we're clear:

Antigravity is a Windsurf wrapper

Windsurf is a VSCode wrapper

VSCode is an Electron wrapper

Electron is a Chromium wrapper

Chromium is a C++ wrapper

C++ is a C wrapper

C is an Assembly wrapper

Assembly is a Machine Code wrapper

Machine Code is a Binary wrapper

Binary is a Physics wrapper

Physics is a Math wrapper

Math is a Logic wrapper

Logic is a Philosophy wrapper

Philosophy is a Humans wrapper

Humans are a Carbon wrapper

Carbon is a Star-forged-matter wrapper

Stars are a Gravity wrapper

Gravity is… definitely not an Antigravity wrapper

[Antriksh Shah Parody @antri93]

@Apple need help. Indian credit cards are not supporting recurring tx credit card link. Customer care unreachable.

[kuldeep @ku1deep]

Many people don’t know that Robert frost was born in San Francisco and moved to massachusetts after his father’s death. His intense poetry blended rural realism with profound philosophy. But the themes of Choice and loss always stand out in all of his work. He remains such a quotable poet. Here is an example

“ I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.”

Now someone at HDFC Bank is decided that they need to make performance art inspired by Robert Frost. I give you this masterpiece. Notice these two roads that diverge. They entice you with the one marked “new” but if you have two accounts with them you may need to use both these roads.

A simple minded person may think this shows how much contempt they have for their users but I, dear reader, posit that HDFC is trying to bring a touch of the enduring ambiguity and irony to your day. They are saying your time is worthless and we are your masters.

Customer Empathy after all means that the Customer empathise with HDFC and the hard job they have of having to service such servile cattle as their customers.

[Antriksh Shah Parody @antri93]

@taxitaxie Was wondering what happened! Sad to hear they are closed

[Antriksh Shah Parody @antri93]

@IndiaPostOffice @JM_Scindia @PemmasaniOnX requesting your help here.

[Antriksh Shah Parody @antri93]

@IndiaPostOffice have heard a lot of positives of indian post and prompt actions, hoping for the same here.

1. Customer login screen : not working
2. Guest login for complaint : does not accept the correct otp.

Thus no way to register a complaint. 3 consignments no updates.

[Lewis Hamilton @LewisHamilton]

@mercedarri had me worried for a second

[Antriksh Shah Parody @antri93]

Can AI take over!

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Dear God in heaven. What is the race director at Spa doing?

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Dear God in heaven. What is the race director at Spa doing?

[Antriksh Shah Parody @antri93]

Great experience with @Delta!