Ant White

Software Engineer, Pro Yak Shaver, and fan of the Oxford comma. Opinions are my own

[Ant White @antwhite]

@nickbalestra It’s pragmatic If someone smokes you need somewhere safe to put the cigarette out

[Ant White @antwhite]

@VodafoneUK your network status page uses 2MB of mostly unused un-minified js/css. Why aren’t you optimizing a page people use when their connection has slowed to a crawl? Especially as you don’t employ anyone in support to talk to anyone anymore

[Ant White @antwhite]

@CarolineLucas Their campaigns are indistinguishable from satire

[Ant White @antwhite]

@meakoopa @strangelight_ @PenguinRandomCA Is there somewhere I can get the ebook in the UK?

[Ant White @antwhite]

Currently hiring for a Machine Learning Engineer and if I have to read another ChatGPT generated cover letter I might go mad. I used to move applications with a cover letter to the top of the queue, but now most are full page of AI waffle

[Jörg Hillebrand @gaghyogi49]

Happy #PrideMonth to all of you wonderful #StarTrek fans! 🖖
Love, like freezer spacers, is universal! 😊
"Broken Bow"
"Investigations"
"Justice"
"The Mind's Eye"
"The Bounty"
"Booby Trap"

[Ant White @antwhite]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 2 Feb 2009 (via @twi_age).

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Strap in, we’re going on a ride from Westminster to the Isle of Man. This is the story of Michelle Mone and that £29m.

[Lori Berenberg @loriberenberg]

re-branding “not knowing how to drive” into “climate activism”

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

A lot of people who say they want "free speech" actually just want to be the one in charge of which speech is free.

[Jules @Julian_Epp]

Looks like Twitter is changing the verification symbol too. Google “Elon Musk emerald” for more info

[Ant White @antwhite]

Tá na hora do Jair já ir embora...

[Ant White @antwhite]

I actually thought this was a satire from a joke account. But no

[Stan's Account @tristandross]

whatever you think of liz truss, it takes real courage to come out and deliver a resignation speech like this with the eyes of the entire country on you

[Ant White @antwhite]

Apparently only members of the Conservative Party can take part in democracy in this country. Time to join up in time for the next leadership election

[James Graham @mrJamesGraham]

A Prime Minister may fall today. Soak up the history, guys. Days like today only come around every couple of months

[Ant White @antwhite]

@globoplay está tendo problemas? Todos os meus stream continuam reiniciando?

[Ant White @antwhite]

.@ASOS what’s going on with your checkout? You captured payment on paypal then the confirmation page 500’d?

[Ant White @antwhite]

@globoplay Globoplay não funciona! Cada série só mostra “Desculpe, estamos com dificuldades técnicas”. paguei quasi £10 por nada