Anushree Deshpande

Imagineer | Brand Strategist. Painfully punny, annoyingly alliterative, swearier than supposed. Dice goblin. Mostly harmless. #ActuallyAutistic

[Anushree Deshpande @anu_gram]

I've been sitting on something that I'm finally ready to share. It's #WorldMentalHealthDay on 10 October and I'm doing my bit to #EndTheStigma

https://t.co/ExdwvWlfEO

Fair warning, it's a long read but I poured my heart into it. I hope you'll give it the time of your day

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“I’ll be 10 min late sorry!!!”

-ashamed
-fragile
-unreliable

“A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.”

-powerful
-commanding
-honest

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@curlylinguist THE WORST

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@curlylinguist You've either got to quit being so enviably funny or become my friend. Please

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Who says marriage can't be exciting? I just had to reenactment Entrapment because Hisself needed a fork, the kitchen floor was wet and I have the smaller heel print of us both

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@emcharlesworth3 Plodding on ☺️

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Have cats and octopodes thought about teaming up? It'd be peak shenanigans

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Tell me why I saw Nat Geo Travel's BOTW highlight on Instagram and immediately thought 'Breath of the Wild'

I DON'T EVEN PLAY ZELDA

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Ingrid would be such a great name for a cartographer #pun

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i cannot respond to your email as i have decided to be a tomato

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@yoalexrapz Absolutely, I'm trying to change it within my circles but we've been conditioned to think of money talk as 'dirty', 'not classy', 'uncouth' which only serve to hold us back ultimately

[Vishal Rupani @vishalrupani]

Some brand strategists focus on messaging. Others specialize in design.

Some refine identities. Others shape brand voices.

@anu_gram does it all, crafting brands that feel ‘just right’.

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There's a squirrel asleep in a knot hole I can see from the window and it's honestly one of the best things right now 🥰

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Douglas Adams’ The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy left an impression on me like no other.

So when I discovered HOOLOOVOO, I absolutely *had to* get the story behind it for ‘How it was named’ check it out! https://t.co/XvMn4ajqBw

#brand #brandname #brandnaming #sleightofbrand

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So are the snakes on Medusa's head all the same species or does she have a variety pack?

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Weighted blankets have nothing on the crushing weight of expectations

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Perfect case of 'mondegreen'

https://t.co/gSOl6O5qAI

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You know when you mishear or misinterpret something said aloud, often with funny results

It's called a 'Mondegreen', coined by Sylvia Wright in 1954. A little #IWD2020 tribute

I STILL mishear the chorus of Love Like This as 'bye bye biscuit boy' 🤨😐😂

#lingobingo

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HAHAHAHAHA OMG all this time I thought the chorus of We Didn't Start the Fire were actually 'Greetings from the bayou'

No wonder I thought I'd never heard the song 😂😂😂

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Murder on the dancefloor

And not one person was concerned about why there were so many crows?