Anurag Anand

Peace.

[Anurag Anand @anuasie]

Dear Uncle,

Vaibhav ki shaadi(arrange) jald koi acchi ladki dekh k kara dijiye jo ghar sambhal sakein. Main Narendra Modi sir se baal vivah karne ka approval le lunga, uski tension nai leni h.

We, indians, cannot afford to lose him in any situation.
#vaibhavsooryavanshi #ipl

[Anurag Anand @anuasie]

Nervous 90s me kabhi Sachin Tendulkar out hua karte the!

Aur ab ek Banda ho raha h, dil laga k khel raha h, but Sachin sir ko outpass kar raha h!

Every single cricketer shall agree to this!

#Vaibhabsooryavanshi

@Vaibhavsooryava
@IPL
@rajasthanroyals
@KumarSanga2

[Anurag Anand @anuasie]

Hey Vaibhav!

It was good that you came to the pavilion at 97, we knew your importance in a better way.

Rehne do, jo hota h acche k liye hota h bhai, tu waise v acha hi karega,I know tujhe neend nai aayi hogi raat me, but trust me, you hv overpowered any cricketer in the world!

[Anurag Anand @anuasie]

Bhai yaar kal main Petrol Girvi rakh k maine personal loan liya h!

Theek h na, mil toh gaya ;)

#modi #bjp #india #viral #trending

[Anurag Anand @anuasie]

Bhai saheb! Sales me branding?

Branding karo toh @parle k tarah kro, nai toh mat kro,

Baaki company actor, cricketer, celeb ko dhundti h Ad banane k liye,

But!!

Parle ne toh @narendramodi saheb ko hi dhund liya ;)

#melody #meloni #brandpower #parle #india #italy

[Anurag Anand @anuasie]

Bhale hi Dhoni nai h,
Par Dil toh wai h!!

#msd #dhoni #csk #ipl20206

[Anurag Anand @anuasie]

Dear @BJP4India ,

Now, please change the dress code of West Bengal's Police/Traffic Police. Thoda relatable lagein bas ;)

@narendramodi @SuvenduWB @IndiaToday @AmitShah @myogiadityanath

[Anurag Anand @anuasie]

Bahaut saalon se najar Ek Gujrati ki ek bengali pe thi and trust me God is there and that is served!! #bjpforbengal #modianbeporiborton #bengal

[Anurag Anand @anuasie]

Trust me! Everything in life is temporary...

You will not be seeing M.S. Dhoni bhaiya in any of the ads at hotstar during IPL.

Trust me! Welcome to Life :)

#iplindia2026 #ipl

[Anurag Anand @anuasie]

Cigarettes' prices have gone up by 40% in one budget year, but you see no protests/outrage in Social media or else.

You see the smokers are the most well behaved citizens of India.

#trending #cigarettes #financialbudget #youth

[Anurag Anand @anuasie]

Lo g bhai! Trump bhaiya yaha pe v beech me aa gaye ;) #ICCMensT20WorldCup2026 #INDvsPAK #DonaldTrump #Modi

[Anurag Anand @anuasie]

Who is Chunky Pandey?

Ans:- Saiyaara!!

#chunkypandey #Saiyaara #AhanPandey

[Anurag Anand @anuasie]

Sales is an Art,
And I am an Artist! :)

[Anurag Anand @anuasie]

Pro people - Waits for Summer vacation

Legend - Waits for Valentine Week

Ultra Legend- Waits for IPL!!

#Dhoni #Maahi #IPL2025

[Anurag Anand @anuasie]

ज़िंदगी गुज़र रही किराए के मकान में
वैसे एक बड़ा सा घर है मेरे गांव में

[Anurag Anand @anuasie]

Normal People - Wake up and drink Water.

Beginner - Wake up and drink Green Tea..

Pro- Wake up and drink Tea...

Legends - Wake up and drink Whisky!!!!

[Anurag Anand @anuasie]

तन को धोया अगर मन को धोया नहीं।
तो गंगा नहाने से क्या फायदा।
#महाकुंभ_2025_प्रयागराज

[Anurag Anand @anuasie]

It's all about basics..

You didn't listen when your chemistry teacher said-"Wait karo uska rang badlega"

#oldschool
#AA

[Anurag Anand @anuasie]

The world has now become mean and has left behind the older relationship meaningless...

[Fanish Singh 🇮🇳 @FanishSingh]

Salute to Anand Sir 🙏🏻