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Make Cholesterol Great Again!

[Anumérico @Anumerico2]

@drestebanh Jajaja... Me salió una lectura de glucosa en ayunas de 107.

"No le encuentro explicación, supongo que me desperté cargadito de cortisol."

El año que viene paso por el ciclo de la hemoglobina glicosilada. Y pienso echar unas risas. Jesusito de mi vida...

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

In the 1920s, two British scientists accidentally ran the perfect diet experiment, and the answer was so inconvenient it was quietly buried for a hundred years.

John Boyd Orr, later the first head of the United Nations food agency, and John Gilks, head of the Kenyan medical service, studied two peoples living side by side on the same land.

The Kikuyu were farmers. Millet, maize, sweet potato, beans. Meat only on ceremonial days. The exact plant based diet a modern nutritionist would frame and put on the wall.

The Maasai next door lived on cattle. Meat, milk, and blood drawn from the living animal. Almost nothing from the ground at all.

Then they measured them.

The Maasai men stood around five inches taller. They were heavier, and the extra weight was muscle. Their grip was roughly half again as strong. More bone, broader shoulders, and none of the swellings, ulcers and rotten teeth that ran through the farmers.

The Kikuyu, on the diet we are told is ideal, were riddled with bone disease, anaemia and chronic infection. The Maasai, on meat and milk and blood, were not.

Orr and Gilks wrote it down plainly and published it in the Lancet in 1927. The people eating animals were bigger, stronger and healthier than the people eating plants. Same land, same era, everything else held equal.

A hundred years later, it has never made it into a single dietary guideline.

The two peoples ran the experiment cleanly. They just gave the wrong answer.

[✞Yคภкєє✞ ♑️ @yankeedraft]

@groldrush @grok Last time I checked we don't use our eyes for wide peripheral defences.

[Anumérico @Anumerico2]

@Flamencantada @drestebanh @Dra_MHurtado Jajaja!!! Ayere comí 1 kg de sardinas. Ya siento los superpoderes!!!

[Anumérico @Anumerico2]

@canariasdyu @aflorrick77 Imposible. Como una vez al dia, me sale más a cuenta ayunar que buscar restaurante. Pasados 3 días hablamos

[Anumérico @Anumerico2]

@Dra_MHurtado @josemacatalina Yo de la lucha ya paso:

-Si combinas arroz y lentejas (o algo así) obtienes las mismas proteínas que si comes carne de ternera.

-Me marcho.

-¿Qué prisas tienes?

-Me espera una vaca para recibir sacrificio.

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

@stevesrubbish That's the quiet part said out loud by someone who was actually in the room. Funding follows patents, not cures.

[Anumérico @Anumerico2]

Imputaciones COVIDicias👇👇

https://t.co/tSBuW4dOud

[Anumérico @Anumerico2]

@Dra_MHurtado Qué fuerte!!

[Dra. Hurtado @Dra_MHurtado]

Una noticia que describe perfectamente como funciona el sistema: "sometido"
"pertinente"

[Anumérico @Anumerico2]

@ChakNorris93 No le viste la cara, Chack.🤣

[Anumérico @Anumerico2]

@ChakNorris93 🤣🤣 Imagínate la cara de la enfermera que casi tropieza conmigo mientras hacía un par de series de flexiones de brazo el 2º día en planta tras 6 días en la UCI intubado y en coma inducido. En 9 días no comería mucho más del equivalente a una cena o almuerzo. No podían conmigo.

[Anumérico @Anumerico2]

@ChakNorris93 Pregúntale a @Yo_soy_JulyR

[Anumérico @Anumerico2]

@ChakNorris93 Y se duerme mucho mejor.

[Valerie Anne Smith @ValerieAnne1970]

Childhood Vaccines...

1962 = 5 vaccines
1983 = 10 vaccines
2013 = 32 vaccines
2019 = 72 vaccines
2025 = up to 96 vaccine doses

Autism Rates

1983 = 1 in 10,000
2000 = 1 in 150
2013 = 1 in 88
2022 = 1 in 36
2025 = 1 in 31

[Anumérico @Anumerico2]

La culpa de los cánceres de piel es de los TikToks. ¡A mamarla, dermatodólogos!

[Anumérico @Anumerico2]

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@drestebanh @Dra_MHurtado 👆👆👆

[Anumérico @Anumerico2]

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@drestebanh @Dra_MHurtado 👆👆👆