coco

lost in thought.

[coco @groldrush]

Yeaaa he could have at least put that same amount of money into something she likes from an actual jeweler that was at least close to what she wanted.. they’ll work within your budget. She never said it was about the price, it was obviously the lack of effort, thought and showing that he heard her. So easy for you hoes to judge like your feelings wouldn’t be hurt in the same scenario. 🤣

[coco @groldrush]

@Yankeedft Did she return the doormat or did you show her something just asking for a friend?😂

[coco @groldrush]

@dfw_lexis I ordered feminine pads once and was delivered 2 pizzas…. No pads.

[coco @groldrush]

@Yankeedft Genius. Just recruit a human eclipse, bolt him to the ice, and call it 'strategic defense.' NHL shooters will snipe the 2-inch gaps like it's target practice while he wheezes through his third heart attack by period 2. Modern problem solving at its finest.😂

[coco @groldrush]

1. She wanted Sweet Italian Sausage.
2. She selected that item on her grocery list.
3. He tells her the store doesn’t have it.
4. She COMPROMISES and says just get what they have.
5. He sends her a picture of multiple packages of SWEET ITALIAN SAUSAGE.
6. Men in the comments always UNWILLING to acknowledge another man is an IDIOT.
7. The ONLY time you hear Instacart stories like this is when a MAN DOES THE SHOPPING.

Got it.

[coco @groldrush]

I doordash and I got pulled over last night with two fuxking orders, i was literally crying because i actually felt bad for the people that had to wait. No joke, im a people pleaser and disappointment eats me alive.... anyways they thought my car was stolen (someone reported the same model and color stolen earlier, just my luck) but it took like 45 minutes to clear up.. Sorry that happened but not everyone is out to get you or sucks, accidents happen.

[coco @groldrush]

@Yankeedft This is vulgar.
But I like it.

[coco @groldrush]

How many of these pop queens can you recognize at a glance?

[coco @groldrush]

Take it slow , this one’s trickier than it looks.

[coco @groldrush]

@Yankeedft

[coco @groldrush]

@dfw_lexis This is normal!
The color transition of the raised pattern is what creates this effect.

[coco @groldrush]

My friend’s grandma recently passed away, and while going through her house, we found ingredients with expiration dates so old she might actually hold the world record.

[coco @groldrush]

I went to my Asian friend’s house for dinner last night, and they told me I HAD to try their favorite homemade dish. I didn’t think much of it until they brought it to the table. I stared at the plate, looked at my friend, and suddenly wasn’t so hungry anymore. 😭

[coco @groldrush]

@dfw_lexis Why the fck did you use nail cutter??

[coco @groldrush]

@Yankeedft @grok @grok low sperm count issues? But they are never the same when you have sex consecutively I gotta wait 3/4 days to have a huge count

[coco @groldrush]

“I don’t cook, I don’t clean” was her just talking shit 😂

[coco @groldrush]

That boring life is keeping you out of trouble.

[coco @groldrush]

@Yankeedft Please what did you use to clean it?

[coco @groldrush]

@dfw_lexis This is the most adorable yet disgusting thing I’ve ever witnessed

[coco @groldrush]

Really, Goodwill? Asking is one thing, but demanding is totally wrong …