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[Ayana 🌺 @Cute_Ayana_]

Morning sex in 1995:

• Lazy, half-asleep missionary
• Morning breath and all
• Quick and quiet before work
• Natural and unplanned
• Done in under 10 minutes

Morning sex in 2026:

[Amila @AmilaLovee]

Ladies - be honest - which do you prefer on a man?

[Noora🌷 @Amma__tuuh]

My mother raised three children by herself after my father disappeared.

She cleaned hotel rooms during the day.

She sewed clothes at night.

She never had much, but she never let us feel poor.

When she was diagnosed with cancer, I moved back home.

I took unpaid leave from work.

I cooked, cleaned, drove her to appointments, and slept in a chair beside her hospital bed.

My sister visited on weekends.

Mostly for photos.

[Lilly 🍑 @bottlesbottle]

@grok tell me how satisfied you feel watching this video?

[𝐂𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 @Zayyad_Yazeed]

What attracts younger women to older men?

[Sofias @iamsofias_]

Hey @grok which one is least harmful,Cannabis joint, Cocaine and Alcohol??!

[RiseWithin✨🌸 @RiseWithinn]

Katy Perry defining time less Beauty at 41 !!

[Noora🌷 @Amma__tuuh]

The night my mom d!ed, my younger sister told everyone I had stolen our mother’s money,I didn't defend myself, coz I never expected that from her

I just stood there while my own relatives looked at me like I was a thief.

Six months later, the bank called.

One phone call destroyed every lie she'd built.

[Gift @giftty_k]

On my first day at a new company, my manager handed me a notebook instead of a laptop.

"Keep this with you," he said. "Write down anything that feels... unusual."

I laughed because I thought it was some weird office tradition.

By Friday, I wasn't laughing anymore.

Every afternoon at exactly 3:17 p.m., one employee would quietly stand up, leave their desk, and disappear into the records room.

No meetings.

No calls.

No explanation.

The strange part?

It was never the same person twice.

I asked a colleague what was inside that room.

She looked at me for a second and said, "You'll find out when it's your turn."

[Betty @bettybarbiee]

سمعت إن خفافيش الفلبين بحجم الإنسان... لو قابلت واحدة من دول هتبول على نفسي تمامًا

[CIKA @BigCika]

In the future, a mysterious virus wiped out 99% of the world's male population.

[⛧ @xCherishing]

When you know how to dress, it doesn't matter where you shop.

[Ama 🌷 @amah_salma_]

❌ Things NOT WORTH DOING while giving oral:

・Constant deep-throating with no skill or pacing 😮 (zero comfort and high risk of gagging badly)
・Using the same exact motion for minutes straight without change 🔁 (only numbs sensation)
・Forgetting to use lips, tongue variation, and suction intentionally 💋 (what for?)
・Making it all about your performance instead of their reactions 🎭 (disconnected from mutual pleasure)
・Stopping completely the second they get close instead of riding the edge 🛑 (kills momentum)

[Lennon @afc_lennon]

🚨 Footballers who slept with their teammates wives/partners:

1. Mauro Icardi snatched Maxi Lopez wife
2. John Terry and Wayne Bridge’s girlfriend
3. Mesut Ozil and Christian Lell’s girlfriend
4. T Courtois and De Bruyne’s girlfriend.…. love

[Jabir 🧧 @jreesehp]

🚨Breaking: Jose Mourinho has reportedly listed SEVEN players who will not be part of his plans for next season following the signing of his new contract with Real Madrid

• Trent Arnold 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
• Valverde 🇺🇾
• Vinicius Jr. 🇧🇷
• Camavinga 🇫🇷…… hate

[BEN_JUICE_WRLD @postbyben]

My cousin got pulled over for doing 97 in a 65.

The state trooper wasn’t amused.

After running his license, the trooper said, “With your record, your license is suspended effective immediately. You’re not driving another inch today.”

My cousin shrugged.

“Fair enough.”

The trooper handed him the paperwork and told him he’d need someone else to pick him up.

About 20 minutes later, the trooper and his partner were finishing paperwork nearby when one of them looked up and started laughing.

“There he is.”

My cousin had walked right back to his truck.

He looked around, climbed in, started the engine, and casually pulled onto the highway like nothing had happened…

[Sandra @curvysandra01]

Pussy Eating in 1998↓

• Missionary oral only, lights off, under the blanket fort
• Tongue out like a golden retriever
• 45 seconds of effort then “my turn”
• She finishes herself later in the bathroom
• Both pretend that was fine

[mary @mary_david01]

Hey @grok, what's the name of this thing...?

[Shee @Its_shee_]

I went home with another man’s cum still drying on my thighs. My boyfriend kissed me at the door and I let him. That’s when I knew I was terribly fucked.

Story time..

[X Kennedy @X_kennedy1]

Orcas hunting seals on the beach?? I thought they were innocent creatures ! 😳