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[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

European VCs doing six months of due diligence before investing €2,500 in a Czechoslovak carbon tracking app

[Henrick Johansson @compliantvc]

European VCs doing 300 hours of research before investing 2500 Euro into a compliance startup

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

LPs waiting for private equity firms to return capital

[AlgoFlows @algoflows]

Berkshire management ever since Buffett retired

[sophie @netcapgirl]

perfect place for a data center

[@jason @Jason]

Never stop selling

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

When you realize that you can just put a multiple on EBITDA to value a business instead of discounting cash flows back to present value

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

What life would be like if you loaded up on semiconductor stocks in 2022

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

"Men aren't allowed to cry."
Neither are women. We're also not allowed to cry. When we cry, we're denied leadership positions. We're told we're too emotional. We're too sensitive.
We're not logical. We're not even allowed to cry when we're abused and graped. We're being "dramatic." We're not allowed to cry about the suffering happening around the world because if we cry that means we're weak.

[Byzantine General @ByzGeneral]

I'm getting out performed by fucking potatoes I can't take it anymore.

[Mesuret @NocnaZ]

Europeans totally shocked to find out they’re poor.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

AMD’s market cap had now risen 65x from $10B to $650B+ since Sky Sports asked Lisa Su if she could “speak English” at the starting grid during 2018 F1 Chinese Grand Prix.

[Vexxter @Vexxter4sure]

The last time a physicist tried making money, he solved financial markets

[MHS @mhs_officiel]

Alger, 2026.

[Pehalwaaan @Pehalwaaan]

Pakistan at the rest of the world:

[Mindset for Money @Mindset4Money_X]

$AAPL shareholders reading this after being unbothered for the last few years:

[Malika 🧬 @malikules]

Analyst #3 swimming through the Strait of Hormuz for that Associate title

[rageful @ragehrt]

“I’m overworked and underpaid”

Me at work :

[𝔯𝔦𝔞 @riasvamp]

Gestures to make you look more feminine