Sophie

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In the book, Stuart Little is BORN to a human family!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I just saw birth (2004) and all I can think of is planting the final image as a Pinterest post

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@miri_is_online_ I feel like this same man was watching to live and die in LA behind me the other day! He must be stopped

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@nippletears Lozenge is beautiful with many possibilities for nicknames

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@miri_is_online_ Which farmers market! I want egg coff

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@miri_is_online_ This story did not end how I thought it would! I thought maybe you were going to bring the clippers in as a THREAT

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@miri_is_online_ Expect a text message from me with a Martha Stewart recipe in 3 2 1….

[Every* Beanie Baby @beaniebabybot]

Magic the dragon.
Birthday: September 5, 1995.
“Magic the dragon lives in a dream
The most beautiful that you have ever seen
Through magic lands she likes to fly
Look up and watch her, way up high !”

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My jealousy of people who have first cousins is so entrenched that it causes me to form insane projected fantasies about how everyone is hanging out with their cousins and not me

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@callmebackplz I watch it literally every work day at lunch

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My current sage advice is to “make the most of your day”

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I said this in between reading two trash books and they ultimately just made me feel ill inside. Don’t listen to me

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This I believe: Reading ANY book and/or cooking ANY meal is good for you

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This I believe: Reading ANY book and/or cooking ANY meal is good for you

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@nippletears How I already imagine you

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@miri_is_online_ Omg I saw it but I thought it was me being eccentric

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Grudges and pessimism are bad for my soul

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@nippletears !!!!!!!!!!

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@miri_is_online_ I think they’ll still be here by Wednesday! My divine punishment is that I can only smell them up close

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I just spilled a bowl of lucky charms all over myself and had to change my entire outfit

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Vitamins are fake

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I have the proper kind of imposter syndrome (where I con my way into opportunities and am an actual imposter)