anush 🏴

rbf since 99

[anush 🏴 @anush1357]

i’m sure everyone is used to me disappearing for god knows how long from all social media accounts and reappearing out of nowhere exactly when all my deadlines and exams are due

[anush 🏴 @anush1357]

@AkmalMaman i’m constantly sticky its gross

[anush 🏴 @anush1357]

@chairmanGLC eh if i want to do this through TNB can ah?? @Tenaga_Nasional

[anush 🏴 @anush1357]

👨🏻

[anush 🏴 @anush1357]

i actually know someone (not msian) by the name of babitha and she goes by babi, obvs we refuse to call her that but we moveeeeee

[Aidi Ezzhar @aidi_ezzhar]

Sebutan Babi itu mungkin salah faham. Sebab Bavi tu kalau disebut sekali Imbas pun susah nak beza sebutan B dengan V. Vi dengan Bi, tengah keadaan yang bising, memang susah nak dengar beza.

Apalah salahnya pergi je semula, " Dik. Nama salah ni. Boleh tukar cup ke apa ke? "

Tak susah pun. Bukan dia buat dengan niat menghina atau sewaktu dengannya.

Kedua , part nak saman. Buat kena gelak dengan peguam je. Contohlah, kes ni boleh saman. Contoh.

Ingat senang nak lawan Big Corporation dalam isu kecil macam ni? Nak saman berapa? Apa damage yang anda peroleh dari kesalahan ejaan tersebut?

Kelakar betul.

[anush 🏴 @anush1357]

i’m having trouble with bed bugs but instead of changing the sheets and/or mattress, i’m gonna sleep in the next room and leave them be

[anush 🏴 @anush1357]

ok so this is *very* clearly a scam but evri’s chatbot is so unhelpful??????

[anush 🏴 @anush1357]

ptsd

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

Being excited to get into bed is a different level of adulting😭😭😭

[gigi @420insidejob]

if I was a deer the first thing I would do is run into traffic

[𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒂𝒔𝒉𝒂 𝒂𝒏𝒖𝒂𝒓 @_friedciken]

Wait till she knows that my bf tolong belikan pad in urgent situations. Mesti kena marah tak rasa ke ovari berdenyut sebelum period kenapa suruh lelaki belikan