Anusha Soni

I crack really good bad jokes |
IIM Indore'21

[Anusha Soni @anushatonit]

The youth of India is literally running the nation right now so if any journalist/politician still comes up with "how to mobilise Indian youth" to signal a non-existent intellectual prowess - just don't put them behind the bars for doing your job (or the lack thereof). 🙏

[Anusha Soni @anushatonit]

Why does every year after you turn 20 come with at least one big life lesson!!?? Whoever's plotting this, calm the fuck down man nahi chahiye itni learning yaar

[Anusha Soni @anushatonit]

@Rashi_96 I was wondering it's been quite some time since I last tweeted anything and realised that shit hasn't gone wrong lately. So relate 💯

[Anusha Soni @anushatonit]

@Hrishikesh_Diku @amishrey Companies wouldn't count the UGs either. :)

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Waiting for the day I start following my dreams as passionately and unabashedly as @republic reporters have been following @deepikapadukone

[Anusha Soni @anushatonit]

@ShreyaC35703279 @Apple @AppleSupport Swear this is the only reason that keeps me from buying a MacBook.

[Anusha Soni @anushatonit]

Learning #1 from my online MBA:
Online MBA is an oxymoron.

[Anusha Soni @anushatonit]

"Main chahu main chahu dil se mai ye chahu,
Dragons k saath ud kar door desh chala jaun" is such a mood rn ISTG

[Anusha Soni @anushatonit]

@siddhantsings Wild for a recession hit batch.

[Anusha Soni @anushatonit]

Want to be as indispensable a part of someone's life as "Taare gin gin yaad me teri" is of every Indian party.
Bachapan se hi bade sapne dekhne ki aadat hai. :')

[Anusha Soni @anushatonit]

@runningveer 😂
Fitrat me hi nahi hai aasan raste chunna. :)

[Anusha Soni @anushatonit]

Anusha~~~~~~~~~~Anushason
If you can please help reunite this mother-son duo, it'd help a lot. :)

[Anusha Soni @anushatonit]

@runningveer Not a bad idea. Aao shitposting karein.

[Anusha Soni @anushatonit]

LinkedIn is the new shitposting destination.
#Thoughts?

[Anusha Soni @anushatonit]

@DargarDeepesh The point I intended to make is not that no useful content is being posted on LinkedIn. When I say there's a lot of shitposting being done, I mean the no of people posting as per their whims and fancies with zero intention of adding value to the reader has increased drastically.

[Anusha Soni @anushatonit]

@amishrey

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@amishrey The problem is that it is very stubborn.

[Anusha Soni @anushatonit]

Told my middle class parents that they've been living in denial of a lot of stuff to put up a perfect picture in front of the outside world. They denied.

[Anusha Soni @anushatonit]

@_bumpy_wolly_ The phrase.

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Woh din bhi kya din the when "woh din bhi kya din the" didn't hit so hard.

[Anusha Soni @anushatonit]

@nishanc59 Hard relate