Andres Vargas

[Andres Vargas @anvavi50]

@k_psmj 🎯

[Nina Varsavsky @ninavars]

Son feministas hasta que Bad Bunny les baila pegado.

Son socialistas hasta que descubren lo cómoda que es volar en primera clase.

Son ecologistas hasta que toca un fin de semana en yate o un vuelo a las Maldivas.

Son tolerantes hasta que se enteran de que votas a la derecha.

Son pacifistas hasta que alguien discrepa de ellos.

Son partidarios de la libertad de expresión hasta que escuchan algo que no les gusta.

Son antielitistas hasta que los invitan a un reservado VIP.

Son ciudadanos del mundo hasta que les toca tenerlos de vecino.

Son partidarios de repartir la riqueza hasta que les toca repartir la suya.

[Andres Vargas @anvavi50]

@BArevalodeLeon @grok Gracias Grok, lástima que el presi solo pajas habla y no trabaja.

[Andres Vargas @anvavi50]

@BArevalodeLeon @grok resúmeme el contenido de la carta con acento chapin.

[Andres Vargas @anvavi50]

@liatrueba

[Andres Vargas @anvavi50]

@DANTE_eloficial Acabas de ganar uno

[Andres Vargas @anvavi50]

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[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Dear Apple,

Please make it easier to delete contacts. Having to go into each contact & select edit then scroll to the very bottom is actually very annoying & tedious.

Sincerely, Every iPhone User.

[Andres Vargas @anvavi50]

MacBook Neo, game changer for Switchers.

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

Mac just had its best launch week ever for first-time Mac customers. We love seeing the enthusiasm!

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

Mac just had its best launch week ever for first-time Mac customers. We love seeing the enthusiasm!

[Andres Vargas @anvavi50]

@Nerdrotics Dude, take a chill pill. The trailer is awesome. Be positive, man.

[Andres Vargas @anvavi50]

@FabrizioLaparto La mirada:

[Andres Vargas @anvavi50]

@ChumelTorres

[Andres Vargas @anvavi50]

@Yamscasino 🎯

[Andres Vargas @anvavi50]

@joeroganhq I agree with Trump on his policies. But why can't he be what they say? A full investigation must occur to acquit him as not guilty, and everyone mentioned in the Epstein files.

[Andres Vargas @anvavi50]

@dom_lucre That dude has the “I’m gonna 🔫 you” look

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

iPhone 17e, iPad Air, MacBook Air, MacBook Pro...

And now, say hello to the all-new MacBook Neo!

We’re so excited to bring the magic of Mac to even more people around the world.

[Andres Vargas @anvavi50]

@BenStiller

[Andres Vargas @anvavi50]

@steveinman @RealJamesWoods

[Andres Vargas @anvavi50]

@izelada_

[Cloud @Cloud1a7]

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