Guillaume Morissette

Pet frog

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"To your point" is so generous sometimes. To my point? Is that what I'm making, a point? Felt like I was just rambling incoherently over here.

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Replace all public advertising in the subway & everywhere with pictures of animals, trees, plants, deep sea creatures

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“I am a man. I am an average man. I am the most average-looking man on planet Earth. When I walk outside, no one pays any attention to me.”

Read new fiction by Guillaume Morissette (@anxietyissue) on R&R:

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Sitting in the car saying "I think I’m going to cry” out loud and then right at that moment the car butt seat warmer came on like the car just knew

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Reading a contemporary memoir by a woman:
"Thank you to... (interminable list of smart women who have helped along the way)"

Reading a contemporary memoir by a man:
"Thank you to my dog and my agent"

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@bryanwoods Sigrid Nunez too, I am only one man

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@nytimesbooks @cherie_dimaline This is great, I screamed a little bit when I opened the NY Times & saw you

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@teamutonji @OntarioCreates Congratulations Téa! 🚀

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@TamingofdeSchuh On this topic:

https://t.co/CNoQLOMMu4

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@domenicahope So sorry to hear this Domenica, sending love

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@ChelseaHodson Unhinged/maniacal is probably the wrong qualifier for this, but I'll always dig https://t.co/TOwRsle0i2

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@vjbarnier What

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@rchlltrmn !!

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@yoloethics tagging @sennahaha!

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@aobate Child prodigy!

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@blakebutler Sending love, this is heartbreaking

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@chaykak @robinsloan Really liked your book, thank you for writing it

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@cassidymcfadz @PrismLitMag @TheFiddlehd 🚀

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@Selestrielle Exactly what three kids stacked on top of each other & cosplaying as an adult would say

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@EastMiles Congratulations Tess! 🚀