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go with the bit or you're outta the game

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@brngnthepayne @lgamingnetworkl @jahmyrgibbsfan @dollarbillbluez Once you start breaking it down into those categories through you eventually get into the council of Nicaea and all that jazz and realize they’ve been lying to you all along god is love and that’s all that matters ✌️

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@brngnthepayne @lgamingnetworkl @jahmyrgibbsfan @dollarbillbluez I have no stake in this game but Mormons added books to the Bible and an entirely different theology/prophet categories from what any of the catechism says/divides (orthodox, catholic, Protestant) in Christian faith believe so it’s a bit more than “unique outlook” more a spinoff

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@ZachFOCO @SaraForTexLege They provide an excellent standard of care that is not available to many through other means. I actually have pretty good insurance and tried for years to get someone to help me with issues I was experiencing, PP were the ones to finally care enough to find my ovarian cysts

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@mikerecine The primary offenders where I live are middle aged women who for some reason think everyone wants to hear their audiobook or conference call. I swear their phone speakers go louder than mine does too

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Guy fieri sun, Anthony bourdain moon, Matty Matheson rising

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I love when my boyfriend says “I can’t understand you” cause the waters running or he’s brushing his teeth and I get to fall in the bed like a Victorian woman and exclaim “yes, no one does” with my hand across my forehead

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I don’t want to think talk hear read about voting anymore, I don’t want to see anyone else doing caviar bumps, TikTok can vanish into the ether, I just want to get married in the roundup saloon and drive away with beer cans tied to the back of my car as god intended

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UFC is bravo for straight men

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I think one underrated factor in relationship success is needing to pee with about the same frequency

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Me versus poofy sleeves

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Styles for women’s dresses right now are either aging prairie mother in 1889 or little girl dressed for church on Sunday. I didn’t even like dressing like a little girl when I was one, who decided these were the choices we’d want?

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No hate like I’m really glad she was there when I was 16, but if you’re 30 and still crying to T@ylor sw!ft I want you to feel better and I highly recommend dialectic behavioral therapy

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Please god may I never hear the term “seed oils” ever again 🙏 amen

[P.E. Moskowitz @_pem_pem]

my main issue i care about beyond all the other more important issues in the world is that headlights are way too bright now and it feels insane that everyone’s cars are just constantly blinding each other as they pass

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A girls at her best when she has a burrito in her purse

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I honestly don’t even understand how they can be serious presenting us with these choices. It’s not serious right? Is this almost over?

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

We deserve better than Trump v. Biden.

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@PhilanthropyGal @KrystynaHutch I re-listened to it almost exactly a year ago (on Halloween no less) as I was making the decision to call off my wedding (a very good decision). Thank u love u 🙏

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Tina (bobs burgers) grows up super hot & dates a series of hot foreign men in her 20s-30s til she finally meets someone worthy of her mind/creative energy, he’s rich sexy and let’s her be the star, they marry/live happily ever till they open their relationship which is also good

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Last night someone told me I was the most difficult person he’d ever met and I’m gonna be riding that high for weeks

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My pup had to meet the dog cops (animal control) today since he had a coyote run in and we confirmed what I’ve long suspected - Tank is ACAB