pang penguin🐧

I say random shit that makes no sense

[pang penguin🐧 @anxiousdumbish]

I thought I liked you but I was just horny

[pang penguin🐧 @anxiousdumbish]

It was never serious if I was just one block away without explanation

[pang penguin🐧 @anxiousdumbish]

@raulfael It's like human banana

[pang penguin🐧 @anxiousdumbish]

Throat been hurting two days think I caught a cold from that dick I shoveled down my throat

[pang penguin🐧 @anxiousdumbish]

@_bi_bitch Ya but after the attempt I'm surprisingly good at it

[pang penguin🐧 @anxiousdumbish]

I have a few most Asian sounding English speakers behind me. Like I’m literally not racist if I’m right 😭

[pang penguin🐧 @anxiousdumbish]

“and I was like” means I’m about to reenact the whole thing

[Timuoxi Cha Le Mei @ch1cken_t3nder]

I do believe my favorite Americanism is saying “and I was like” instead of “I said”

[pang penguin🐧 @anxiousdumbish]

我沒資格的分岔最後又有誰會到達

[pang penguin🐧 @anxiousdumbish]

If a man repeatedly tells you you could do better, you listen

[pang penguin🐧 @anxiousdumbish]

He said I’m too dramatic and I’m saying movie cliche stuff

[pearl @PearlWrap]

girls with glasses are so gay, like what do you even need them for? to see boobs?????

[pang penguin🐧 @anxiousdumbish]

Handsome dude but he looks just like some avg white boy at my school

[pang penguin🐧 @anxiousdumbish]

To think it’s another pride without hot lesbian kiss :(

[pang penguin🐧 @anxiousdumbish]

@Emmie_exx I thought they meant that she was the one that was assaulted….

[pang penguin🐧 @anxiousdumbish]

Me being 5’3 and 175 lbs looking at these people with no sense of how different body type works lmao

[Mj מירי @mirijoie]

Maybe the standards are different in America, but 5’4 170lbs is very overweight for a woman.

As someone who’s been close to that size, it is absolutely too heavy. Every facet of your life will improve if you can get your weight below 140.

Your mobility will improve, clothing will hang better and people will be much kinder to you.

Sorry, but that’s the truth.

[pang penguin🐧 @anxiousdumbish]

@_bi_bitch Hola fine shyt

[pang penguin🐧 @anxiousdumbish]

Me randomly: welcome back to Nate the hoof guy

[༺☆༻cin✩‧ @sleepingbvby]

i wish women were mean to fat men the same way men are mean to fat women

[pang penguin🐧 @anxiousdumbish]

Nothing beats boscht and olivier potato salad for me 😭

[pang penguin🐧 @anxiousdumbish]

How do I explain to people when me and my family talking about getting a nice fancy meal we are talking about getting Soviet food 😭

[pang penguin🐧 @anxiousdumbish]

I’m such a fatass I love my $1.9 extra large fountain soda at gas station and I will lowk crash out when the machine is broken