Rachel 🚮

A weird mix of cute animals, college basketball, memes, and depression

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I hope everyone had a great 4th of July. I know @realDonaldTrump and family did.

250 years ago we declared independence from a king who ran the colonies as a family business. In just 18 months the Trumps have made King George look like an amateur.

A $620 million Pentagon loan, the largest in the program’s history, to a company Don Jr.’s firm bought into three months before.

An Air Force drone contract to a startup the princelings took public through a golf course company they own a piece of.

The Army’s largest drone motor order ever, to a company where Don Jr. sits on the board and holds millions in stock.

A $24 million Pentagon robotics contract to the company that employs Eric as Chief Strategy Advisor.

A stake in the largest undeveloped tungsten deposit on earth, in Kazakhstan, backed by $1.6 billion in US government support.

Jared’s fund seeded with $2 billion from the Saudi crown prince, now $6.2 billion, 99% of it foreign money from Gulf governments. Over $110 million in fees collected from the Saudis alone. He negotiates American foreign policy with the governments that pay him.

$2.3 billion from crypto ventures their father regulates. More than a million people bought in and lost $2.3 billion. The money didn’t grow. It simply moved from the subjects pockets to the crown’s coffers.

And the next one is already drafted. A proposed ATF rule that will allow guns to be shipped straight to your front door. The government’s own estimate is 3.3 million home gun deliveries a year. Don Jr. sits on the board of the online gun megastore built to cash in. He holds 300,000 shares.

And that’s only the fraction they’ve allowed us to see. Not one subpoena served. Not one search executed. Why hide anything when you own the investigators?

Me? They searched a laptop for six years. Federal prosecutors. Grand juries. Subpoena power. Congressional hearings. They found nothing. I made about $200k a year selling paintings when my Dad was President, and they made my paintings part of an impeachment inquiry.

For six years they’ve asked Where’s Hunter? What about the laptop?

Wrong questions. The right one is 250 years old. Does America belong to a family?

They’ve given their answer. Long live the King.

[Rachel 🚮 @anxiouspasta]

I’m getting the vibe Scheyer took this espn interview sitting on his living room floor with his laptop on a stack of books on his coffee table and honestly I’m here for it

[Rachel 🚮 @anxiouspasta]

The big 12 court looks like a millennial kitchen backsplash

[Rachel 🚮 @anxiouspasta]

@Caratumino Exactly! Went back and watched the clip and he said he was thinking about her during "the whole dancing thing on stage" not explicitly when he was dancing with Carolina, but I get how Rose would misinterpret that. I don't get why she would say that to Carolina.

[Just a Bachelor🌹 @steal_ya_4_asec]

Bach cast tonight

#bachelor #thebachelor

[Just a Bachelor🌹 @steal_ya_4_asec]

At the end of a long workday:

#bachelor #thebachelor

[Tibtor73 @tibtor73]

If a Duke player did that it would be on national television for a week

[Nick Manes @nickrmanes]

CNN should let Anderson Cooper get drunk on election night

[Qwin Yutamaru @QwinOmaru]

steve kornacki tonight…

[90 Day Cray @90DayCray]

Producers PLEASE read:

We need golden bachelor(ette)s from the SAME CITY so there’s some hope it could actually work

#goldenbachelorette
#thegoldenbachelorette

[Bach Rants @bach_rants]

One of Bob’s “wayward lesbians” just made a tiktok showing all the lesbian holiday parties he’s hosted AND revealed his ex-wife is also a lesbian 😭😭 I love this man.

#goldenbachelorette #goldenbachelor #thegoldenbachelorette

[Eeyore @NoticingEeyore]

Joan went to school for Computer Science. Women in STEM!

#TheGoldenBachelorette #GoldenBachelor

[Chris @cBell021]

Me knowing I’m going to have The Mansion Men song stuck in my head the rest of the week #TheGoldenBachelorette

[The Bachelor Hot Tub @bachhottub]

The treatment our king deserves
#TheGoldenBachelorette

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

J.D. Vance, on national television, openly whining to Margaret Brennan that she agreed not to fact-check him in real time is the moment in this debate that's gonna stay with me for a long time.

#PeopleForKamala

[CRG @ChristGrec]

J.D. Vance prepping for the #VPDebate2024

[Local Fat Guy John Ranjowe @Ranjowe49]

Father God take all this man’s pain and give it to Devin. Amen. 🙏#TheGoldenBachelorette

[Laige Pindsey 🌌 @iironicaa]

Me watching a 64 year old man named Dan do a streamer routine. #TheGoldenBachelorette

[Partisan Skeletor @skeletorOG]

How to respond to your neighbor's weird Trump and Vance yard signs 😂

[jynx @jynxbby]

idk why doctors only give stickers to kids?

like hello i was also brave today