✨Kristina

👨‍👩‍👧‍👧💼 🧠 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦 she/her

[TMZ @TMZ]

Tim Curry, the legendary film and TV actor has died at 80 💔🕊️ https://t.co/hK41OcFil5

[✨Kristina @anxiousstina]

I have a hickey on my boob for the first time in years. But it’s not a fun hickey. It’s a “baby can’t find my nipple in the middle of the night” hickey.

[✨Kristina @anxiousstina]

Fun fun fun fun

[Genius @Genius]

“friday” by rebecca black has officially been certified platinum in the US 💿🇺🇸

the 2011 debut single was released when black was just 13 years old and peaked at no. 58 on the billboard hot 100 📈

where were you when this track came out? 👀👇

[✨Kristina @anxiousstina]

After being overlooked 3x for a promotion, decided to go back to work only part time after mat leave.. they forgot I was starting again today.
This is the company I’ve been at for 12 years and have worked my ass off at. It’s a reminder that we’re just numbers.

[✨Kristina @anxiousstina]

RIP my nipples. 🦷

[✨Kristina @anxiousstina]

I hate Father’s Day. It reminds me of how unhinged my dad became the last few years, and how my younger kids won’t know him. But the peace for me and my kids that came with setting those boundaries is worth it

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[✨Kristina @anxiousstina]

My next door neighbour, who I see and talk with regularly, only JUST realized I had another baby. She’s 8 months old.

[✨Kristina @anxiousstina]

I fucking hate this

[✨Kristina @anxiousstina]

5 years. Can’t believe it 💪

[✨Kristina @anxiousstina]

Our cat hasn’t been well and keeps peeing outside the litter box. So now anytime we see a wet spot anywhere, even in public, my 3 year old says loudly “is that piss?!”

[✨Kristina @anxiousstina]

Lemme tell you, as a parent now, the Scholastic Book Fair is not exciting anymore. That shit is EXPENSIVE. Like no I’m not going to spend $12.50 on a pack of erasers because they smell like vanilla.

[Rob L. White (‘Cuddle’ Short Film OUT NOW!!) @therlwrites]

IT WAS CALLED THE SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR AND THEY BROUGHT THE BOOKS TO THE SCHOOL AND SET IT UP LIKE A BOOKSTORE AND YOU COULD GET GOOSEBUMPS AND FEAR STREET BOOKS BUT ALSO MICHAEL JORDAN POSTERS AND NICKELODEON BOOKMARKS AND PENCILS THAT SMELLED LIKE CUPCAKES

[goma @soigomaa]

When men are so afraid of having a finger stuck up their butt to perform a lifesaving cancer screening so they come up with a blood test for it instead.Meanwhile women have been getting cracked open with the original speculum from 180 years ago and nobody seems to care.

[✨Kristina @anxiousstina]

I feel like I’m drowning and every time someone throws a life preserver, I swim right to it, then it gets pulled further away

[✨Kristina @anxiousstina]

“We’ll let you sleep in today” - my family that then proceeds to come in the room and ask me stupid questions every 30 minutes

[✨Kristina @anxiousstina]

Either way, you’re getting filled up

[✨Kristina @anxiousstina]

Today was a day. I feel like my body has been dysregulated since 7am

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

You. You would build the dollhouse, Katherine