Anya 🐊

Aquaholic, chuffed to buggery, that’s nümberwang

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Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder

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Paul gentlemen

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Hedgehog world

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Double cream tagged you in a reel

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Exchange rate bumper sticker

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Freezing my tonsils so I can focus on musical theatre

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Show me your wedding shoes

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Situjason

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Dry roasted nut ok?

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I’m reclined

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When you used to turn up with half melted pots of ice cream before nights out ?

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Unused Nigella utensil set

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When pencils become homeware

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I thought I definitely needed to be a geography teacher after that

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Marine alcoholism

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DJ asbestos

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Magic swan Mike lake

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The blind man’s welding helmet

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There is still time for a Victorian tea

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Egg box millionaire