Anthony Briante

[Odyssey Offline @Op3nL3tt3R]

Avoiding Eye Contact with the One Night Stand in the Dining Hall as Told by Fox News

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Hi! I'm a college student on the internet who's insightful and wanting to make a change in the world! Anyway, here's an odyssey article.

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ESPN hits you with Johnny Manziel related news just as hard as Johnny Manziel hits his girlfriend.

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People are using #kidsthesedayswillneverknow for shit that happened in 2012. Who are you talking to? Pre-schoolers?

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Chicagoans be like "The Demon Cthulhu has taken over the city but look at our skyline!"

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Are there people that still say LUUUUUHHH out loud when somethimg unlucky happens to them?

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Iman Shmupert: I'm naming my son Iman Jr.
Doctor: It's a girl!
Iman Shumpert: 😏😏

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DeAndre Jordan tied Wilt Chamberlain last night for most missed free throws in a game in NBA history (22).

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It's #Thanksgiving so I'm gonna eat food and watch Football because like Bill Clinton, I never forget a bitch. #Merica

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How I'm gonna walk into Thanksgiving https://t.co/alJLQcvN5s

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I have a "damnit Jerry" moment about 50 times a day. The worst part: I'm my own Jerry.

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¡Viva la raza! #EddieGuerrero #RIP

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I haven't had italian beef in a while. No media coverage. No White House address. You are all sheep.

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@LILBTHEBASEDGOD Am I a sandwich?

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When it's October 21, 2015 and you can't buy a hover-car. #firstworldproblems #BackToTheFuture

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If Oprah were president, you'd look under your seat and find a white house invitation. #yougetone #andyougetone #andYOUgetone

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How come Scott Walker looks like an impersonator making fun of Scott Walker? #doeshetho