Peter Malcolm

(Inventor) living, laughing, sarcastic in moment. If tweets @anyidea isn't on your twitter then your twitter isn't really on! Satire 🇺🇸🇯🇲🇬🇾🇨🇦🇬🇧

[Peter Malcolm @anyidea]

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[Peter Malcolm @anyidea]

AIDS sure aged and ravaged Magic who lost his height, weight and denture smile. Judge Jeanine Pirro never looked younger or this beautiful before cosmetic surgery.
#StarAcademyLeLive #Lakers #LakeShow #LosAngelesCA #michigan @Neeteshx5

[NIKs @Neeteshx5]

67-year-old basketball legend Magic Johnson was spotted on the beach with a mystery 23-year-old girl in a bikini. 😳

Hey @Grok, who is this girl and is she his girlfriend?

[Peter Malcolm @anyidea]

How to escape #EpsteinClass Republicans! Police later found out the Van was registered to Eric Trump.
#Comedy #PaseoGotMeXCharlotte #GoSoWild_JO1_ANIMAL #nonachella #Coachella

[RussiaNews 🇷🇺 @mog_russEN]

With quick thinking and clever tricks, she turns the tables and outsmarts all her pursuers. Brains over speed!

[Peter Malcolm @anyidea]

#ICE in #Detroit ??
#Michigan https://t.co/DdA3MJE4Ic

[Peter Malcolm @anyidea]

And this where they take a Billionaire out ! OO7:
Elon!
#England #London #Britain #UL #ベストヒット歌謡祭 #LamansionVIP2 #ポリティカルパン #Veterans #Veteran #Coachella2027

[𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀 𝐏𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑 @AmericanpowerUs]

🚨 BREAKING: LONDON TRIED TO FLEX, ELON MUSK JUST DROPPED A TOTAL DIGITAL BLACKOUT! 🚀🇬🇧💥

🇬🇧 UK Prime Minister: "Elon Musk, adjust your platform algorithms and hand over satellite telemetry logs to our regulators immediately, or we will revoke your commercial spectrum licenses and seize all Starlink UK ground stations!" 🇬🇧😡⚡

🚀 Elon Musk: "You confused parliamentary decrees with orbital mechanics. In space, satellite constellations don't bow to bureaucracy. Try revoking our licenses—your ministers can issue all the press releases they want, but your regional maritime routes can't function without high-speed telemetry." 🚀💪🔥

🇬🇧 UK Prime Minister: "We will freeze SpaceX financial accounts in London and restrict your aerospace access!" 🇬🇧⚠️🛑

🚀 Elon Musk: "Freeze whatever accounts you like! The moment your order goes live, SpaceX software shifts subsea data routing keys away from North Sea terminals. Good luck guiding transatlantic cargo fleets through maritime storms on dark screens!" 🚀⚔️💀📉

[Peter Malcolm @anyidea]

Dealing with the Domestic Terrorists and his MAGA people.
#Wednesdayvibe #SB19CHELLA2027 #EbonyTwitter #racist

[Sofia clips @KissofSofiah]

EVERYONE CALLED HIM A BULLY… BUT HE SAW THE BACKPACK DROP AT THE FINISH LINE!

[Peter Malcolm @anyidea]

#DemsUnited #PoliticsLive

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

The others must’ve been busy celebrating!

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

The evil he has done is immeasurable.

[DC @D_L_Hopper]

A message to all sane Republicans:

He pardoned 1,600 violent criminals.
You said nothing.

He bulldozed the East Wing.
You said nothing.

He interfered with the release of the Epstein files. You said nothing.

He took over the Kennedy Center and renamed it after himself. You said nothing.

He accepted a $400 million airplane as a personal gift. You said nothing.

He threatened Canada, Cuba, Denmark, Greenland, Venezuela, Colombia, and Brazil. You said nothing.

He tariffed just about everyone but Russia, causing inflation and instability worldwide. You said nothing.

He attacked a nation during mediated negotiations. You said nothing.

His ill-conceived war killed 175 children on day one. You said nothing.

He alienated and insulted our allies. You said nothing.

His ICE Army terrorized and murdered U.S. citizens. You said nothing.

He committed murder on the high seas. You said nothing.

He co-opted the Justice Department and directed it to prosecute his political enemies. You said nothing.

It’s time to start talking.

[Peter Malcolm @anyidea]

#PoliticsLive

[Beyond The Script. @Harvie3Culley]

🤣🤣🤣🤣. Loser!

[Peter Malcolm @anyidea]

#TaylorSwift : MAGA’s are all losers!

[Robert J Ellingsworth 🆓 @BY1959]

MAGA wants you to know that this is STILL your President.

[老木Nova @laomunova]

某地健身房，监控拍到触目惊心的一幕。

感觉AI都想不出来的剧情🤣

[💕 Brittany Belle 💕 @BrittanyinTexas]

🚨 The Pentagon found the United States responsible for bombing an elementary school in Iran.

He KILLED a school full of CHILDREN.

PETE HEGSETH MUST BE IMPEACHED.

[co$mo| the reality guru 🇺🇸 @cosmicblackdude]

The shortest debate ever

[Beyond The Script. @Harvie3Culley]

Hahaha!

[Peter Malcolm @anyidea]

This Twitter handle everyday changes the story with… ⬇️
#BlackTwitter #EbonyTwitter #EbonyX

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

A white man punches a black guy in front of the NYPD after the guy sexually assaulted his wife.

The NYPD doesn’t arrest the white guy or anything because they know.

Love to see it.

[Peter Malcolm @anyidea]

Oh when the #DemsUnited come marching in !
#PoliticsLive

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

This is the energy I’m expecting to see from our new Congress in January 2027!

[Peter Malcolm @anyidea]

#MeidasTouch fired #MichaelCohen after video surfaced of the Lawyer trying to temp Trump outside of The Oval Office window.
#PoliticsLive #CentralRama9 #ArmisticeDay #lamansiónvip #lawyer #COP31

[Peter Malcolm @anyidea]

Diddy in the early 90s’s skating with Meek Mill.
#Philly #Philadelphia #hiphop #NYC #EbonyTwitter #BlackTwitter

[notjustastone @notjuststone]

P Diddy asked a male escort if he was gay. The escort had been f*cking Cassie for him for six years. Diddy was paying for it, watching from a corner covered in baby oil, and collecting the man’s sp*rm in wine glasses afterwards. Their longest session lasted four days. The escort left with bruises and tears on his d*ck. And in the middle of all that, Diddy looks at him and goes, “Yo, are you gay anyway?”

His name is Clayton Howard. Cassie found him through an agency two months after he got out of prison. Diddy watched every session, paid Clayton’s mortgage for months after each visit, and once ran a train on Cassie together with Clayton and another escort for two days straight.

Clayton lost it. Told Diddy he’s been smashing his girl for years and never once looked at him sideways. Said he felt propositioned and was about to walk out. Cassie came running out, heard the whole thing, and burst out laughing. Diddy went to the bedroom, came back, threw five thousand dollars at him. “Shut up.” Clayton pocketed it.

They started the session. Diddy said he wanted to eat Cassie out. Told Clayton to stand there and keep m*sturbating. But then Diddy started shifting his body so his an*s was aimed right at Clayton’s face. Clayton moved to the side. Diddy followed. He moved again. Diddy followed again.

“Yo bro, you blocking the damn scenery. You making me soft. Stay in one place.”

Diddy froze. “Oh. Oh. My bad.”

Did P Diddy hire Clayton to satisfy Cassie, or because he wanted another man naked in the room with him?

[Peter Malcolm @anyidea]

Do we need a frail #HakeemJeffries or a strong Congresswoman Presley for speaker of the house. 🚨 WTF...ALL HELL Breaks Loose at Capitol! https://t.co/RcBOWw10w5 via @YouTube
#JO1 #PoliticsLive #EbonyTwitter #BlackTwitter #LaMansionVip #BLACKSOULS2

[Peter Malcolm @anyidea]

WTF ?? I thought it was a Breaking News video where they attacked Billionaire Bezos! I had to check to see if my #Amazon package was going to be delayed.
#BUS_CHESTVOICE #GalaxyZFold8 #KATSEYE

[𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙪𝙨𝘽𝙤𝙡𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙠 @Invariance_Tech]

"Healthcare is NOT a Human-"