Jennifer Bentley

can I be a ballerina now?

[Jennifer Bentley @anythinbutjenny]

About 25 11 y/os sang happy birthday to me today. Sweet but what on earth are you supposed to do with yourself when people sing to you!?!

[Jennifer Bentley @anythinbutjenny]

@_TriSARAHtops_, you're one of the most accomplished people I know, give yourself a break, sweet 💕💕💕 https://t.co/UZTxnrN70b

[Jennifer Bentley @anythinbutjenny]

I was right... https://t.co/M5tp0vcTC6

[Jennifer Bentley @anythinbutjenny]

@jess_car brilliant stuff 🤗

[Jennifer Bentley @anythinbutjenny]

@jess_car but how great was that

[Jennifer Bentley @anythinbutjenny]

Not a fan of how they've 'dumped' people from the villa. Rykard and Rachel were fab #notcool #getzaraout #loveisland

[Jennifer Bentley @anythinbutjenny]

@brumshospice please enjoy this picture of Hamish squashing trees. Well done everyone involved #careatchristmas

[Jennifer Bentley @anythinbutjenny]

Mountains are my favourite place to think 💗💗💗

[Jennifer Bentley @anythinbutjenny]

Baby cakes you just don't know know .. #bringitback #propaganda #Birmingham #02Academy

[Jennifer Bentley @anythinbutjenny]

#imaceleb the one programme I thought I could watch with my parents. But no, I was wrong. #awkward

[Jennifer Bentley @anythinbutjenny]

Been inspired by our very own Jan Watts at #turninglifewritingintofiction at tonight's #booktothefuture event @artsatbham @EDACS_UoB

[Jennifer Bentley @anythinbutjenny]

Don't forget about tomorrow @IzBeaumont @CadburyWorld

[Jennifer Bentley @anythinbutjenny]

You know you're knackered when you put salt in your Costa Coffee :( @CostaCoffee can I have another one please? #sadtimes

[Jennifer Bentley @anythinbutjenny]

This is one of the best things I've ever read #life # dream #glowworm

[Attollo Lingerie @AttolloLingerie]

#AddGoatRuinAQuote 'She doesn't even goat here!' #MeanGirls

[Kage @swissmistress]

I'll never let goat, Jack. @midnight #AddGoatRuinAQuote

[Nina Sardar @nina_sardar]

Patient: Doctor I feel like a bridge
Doc: what's come over u?
Patient: a car, bus & 2 lorries
https://t.co/gfvYdmPl8W
#internationaljokeday

[Hachette Australia Books @HachetteAus]

First Joke: What do you call a man with leaves in his pants?

Russel.

#Classic #InternationalJokeDay

[Otto English @Otto_English]

"I've just got back from visiting my girlfriend in Northern Italy"
"Genoa?"
"Of course I do, she's my girlfriend. "
#InternationalJokeDay