Justyn Egert

Globetrotting billionaire supermodel seeks same. Must own private jet and/or yacht. Wait. . .which site is this?

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@wspd7pio Just heard it was closing for the night? Is that true?

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@aetherlev In case anyone needs it, I'm going to leave this right here: https://t.co/6bSh1zBoeJ

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So happy to be back.
#GoMs #SeaUsRise

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@ecologyofgavin Am I the only one that immediately rips the carton in half when I'm down to 6 eggs?!? Why would I create an unstable balance with eggs at each end AND waste room in the fridge?

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@TheNameChanger Where is my order? Still waiting and your phone # is disconnected. Missed Xmas already...

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@grafikdetail @Mebane92 Come back to the Seahawks! I'll happily rent to you and your beautiful family. So sorry to hear about your experience in CA ☹️

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Hey @MMFlint! We'd love to have your Trump documentary on Amazon Video as well. Who do we need to reach out to? Thanks! #AmazonVideo

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@euqubud @NathanHBishop I'm like a panther hiding in the shadows, just waiting to pounce.

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@NathanHBishop @euqubud I believe you're looking for this: http://t.co/fF5bxlBskF

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Ready to zipline at the Stubhub #SuperBall!! #SB49 #GoHawks

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I think the Superbowl might feel like a home game again this year. #12FEST #GoHawks #Louder

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@MacklemoreTrue Seahawks fans gathered at Croton Reservoir Tavern on 40th. Come join the celebration! Go Hawks! #12thMan

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Nature isn't calling - it's screaming obscenities. This isn't going to be pretty...

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I shaved my unibrow for this? (™)

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The joys of int'l work. Conf call w/ FR,DE, & UK. FR: "Just consider FR part of DE." DE: "We did that once & you guys were pretty pissed."

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Yes - I'm still alive. F off. :) Anyone else @Electric Picnic?

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I believe that if MLK were alive 2day he would have many dreams, one of which would probably involve Hallie Barry & a pool filled w/ jello.

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What is my MP3 player trying to tell me about my commute? This morning: nothing but Rage Against the Machine.

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@stephenfry How do you consume digital media? What technology has had the biggest impact on you?

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Watching a band consisting of a trumpet, a tuba, drums, and a ukulele. Thank goodness for beer.