Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻

Philly 4/4 🏈⚾️🏀🏒 Most tweets are 4.5% ABV🍻 If you can't drive it, park it. If you can't park it, don't drive it! #CheesesteakFriday #ScrappleSunday

[Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 @Anythingpork]

Dear the "fuck your feelings" crowd, try not to be offended.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

If money laundering was a picture.

[Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 @Anythingpork]

When are we going to have the conversation that Alec Bohm is actually a pretty good ball player?
215-59.......
@JackFritzWIP probably

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

9TH INNING MAGIC!

[Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 @Anythingpork]

As someone who has installed 10s of thousands sq ft of drywall, I can attest that a heavy duty utility knife blade is only good for about 100 linear ft of scoring the panels. The blade would be trash after 5' on concrete, not to mention, the Rhino liner is cut resistant!

[CHARLIE COTTON @hicharliecotton]

Smarter Minds,
What is this?
🤔

[Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 @Anythingpork]

@Phillies

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

🚨 GET THOSE LAST VOTES IN 🚨

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[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

THE COMEBACK KIDS DO IT AGAIN!

#RingTheBell

[Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 @Anythingpork]

@Phillies

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump on reflecting pool: They took razor blades, 350 feet. They took razor blades and knives and they cut patches like that 350 feet long. There’s pictures of a guy bending over. I don’t know if anybody saw that.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

The fuck is wrong with the 31% on this graphic

[Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 @Anythingpork]

@Angry_Staffer @RufusKings1776 Typo I'd say, it's just 3 people of the 1 percent.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Look what we pulled out of the Reflecting Pool...

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

Trump supporters:

I block you for the same reason I scrape dog shit off my shoes.

Not because I'm "afraid" of dog shit, but because dog shit has no inherent value, creates a huge mess, and makes everything smell like dog shit.

To be clear, in this analogy, you are dog shit.

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

WHAT A WIN

#RIngTheBell

[Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 @Anythingpork]

@Phillies This kind of game is why I love baseball!

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Picking up floating litter is a crime. Arranging seashells is a threat. Throwing a sandwich is a weapon. A rainbow painted on a sidewalk or flag can cause a meltdown. MAGAs are the biggest snowflakes on planet earth.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

A tarp over the Kennedy Center and a fence around the Reflecting Pool.
All to soothe the wounded ego of a petulant, perpetual loser.

[𝐾𝑦𝑙𝑒𝑒 シ @BSP_Sully]

Eagles haters better hope the Eagles don’t win a single game because this is going to be all over Twitter otherwise. Jesus.

[Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 @Anythingpork]

@Phillies Daycare taking care of business!

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Stott it RIGHT NOW

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