nasty quill

patisserie of sex comedy and body positivity

[nasty quill @ao3userdid]

TMA fic, art, and misc. personal rambling. primarily fluff and kink with rare forays into noncon. this is primarily a sweets shop but every once in a while i will serve you a pickled eel instead. YKINMKATOK, fancops fuck off.

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@Aetna Deny, defend, depose.

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@IndianaFever @AnthemBCBS Deny, defend, depose.

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there are entire fandoms now that have basically no online existence now because nobody on deviantart or livejournal xposted their shit. 😞

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btw i am heading to bsky as soon as i can make an account. mobile account creation sucks shit so I'm gonna do it once I get some time on my actual PC lol

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fics get taken down because of the author's choice, art gets taken down because some piece of shit website died and nobody ever thought to reupload it.

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(i collect local acorns (etc.) for squirrels to the point that i had to put my acorn bag on top of a metal tray to stop acorn weevil larvae from creeping all over my bedroom floor. plus i collected a big bag of corn from a nearby field. the squirrels have literally so much food)

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i love that my mom's yard squirrels know me specifically to the point that me glaring at them through the front door will keep them out of the bird feeder. they literally make eye contact with me before deciding to make a different decision. there is plenty of food on the ground!

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it will be ironic if this, of all things, is the thing that inspires me to finally stop procrastinating and look into local queer support groups and events, lol

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as with last time, i have the knowledge that i, specifically, am probably going to be okay. but a lot of other people aren't. i wish there was more i could do to help them. i wish i could keep them safe.

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she

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world's babiest angel

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they're getting ready to have sex for the first time and Martin is going to be SO normal about it. no weird kinky power dynamic-y feelings here, no sirree

and then the sight of Jon shyly pulling down his pants to expose his tiny cock obliterates Martin on the spot

[Oscar🪭 comms open @cintipede]

sequel to my non existent s5 au where martin has to seek out and take back a certain archivist gone rogue. happy halloweens! #tma #magnuspod #themagnusarchives

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for further context, here is the seventeen pound ham beast who still somehow catches voles

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when you step outside and a little vole creature scurries brazenly past your foot. i can see how my mom's fat fucking cat manages to catch these

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(context: baby is only outside when my mom is there to supervise and each time mom has pulled her away before making a kill. but it's weird that it happened twice)

[Nico A. ☕️✨ @indigonite0]

kept thinking about how weak and disorientated Jon gets when cut off from the Eye, which got me thinking about Martin having to help him as his state gets worse

instead of getting angsty, I ended up with Jon being carried around like a ragdoll

#themagnusarchives #tma

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Oh Jowls.....