amanda

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

[prance @bocxtop]

it’s literally harder to sign into gmail from a new device than it is to breach the capitol walls

[Tye Winters, DO @tmswDO]

We're not asking for you to shoot them like you shoot us.
We're asking you to NOT shoot us like you don't shoot them.

[amanda @aobot2012]

Madame Vice President is just a badass combination of words. Damn. 💙

[Nick Viall @NickViall]

Ceilings are meant to be broken. Representation matters. Congrats @KamalaHarris and everyone who can dream bigger!!

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

She is making history already, and she will serve our nation well.

Congratulations Madam Vice President-elect @KamalaHarris!

[amanda @aobot2012]

This

[dean michael unglert @deanie_babies]

in 2008 i wanted mccain to win more than anything. i was 17 years old and certain he was the best choice for our country. 8 years later and barry made me a believer. 44 was the greatest american president of our time. mccain, in defeat, showed he would’ve been a great leader too.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

And Please don’t forget the 230,000 that didn’t live to Vote.. And counting. Smh

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Joe Biden, not yet claiming victory, is already at work to heal and unite America.

[amanda @aobot2012]

🍿🍿

[Mansoor Shams @mansoortshams]

Dear Drew Brees:

1.) That’s me, a US Marine. If anyone knows about respect and love for country, I’m your guy.

2.) Knowing why some NFL players knelt in the first place ie raising awareness for racial justice, I don’t find their action disrespectful to my service or the Flag.

[amanda @aobot2012]

@ARedlin44 Gotta live in cool apartments like mine 🙋🏼‍♀️

[amanda @aobot2012]

@witt_casey @masonramsey This is so cringy but for real my life on a daily basis

[amanda @aobot2012]

@robot297

[chesty laroux @smlforeignfctn]

Nurses at the nurses station when Senator Maureen Walsh shows up

[amanda @aobot2012]

SCIENCE: we’ve developed vaccines to prevent and even eradicate some horrible diseases
Some people: nope according to a mom page on Facebook it causes autism.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

SCIENTISTS: “We’ve produced the first-ever image of a supermassive Black Hole, 55-million light years away”
RESPONSE: “Oooh!”

SCIENTISTS: “We’ve concluded that humans are catastrophically warming Earth”
RESPONSE: “That conflicts with what I want to be true, so it must be false”

[amanda @aobot2012]

I’m sorry but the bread you get as your side at Panera is just sad. (And I realize there are other options, they suck too)

[amanda @aobot2012]

@robot297 dad would be sad if he were a millennial

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

I’ll never get to yell at my kids for not rewinding VHS tapes and that makes me sad.

[amanda @aobot2012]

Big dopey smile while watching the Grammys, music is so powerful 🥰☺️