AOCDCarter

Fantasy radical. She/her

[AOCDCarter @AocdCarter]

1st year elected as the 12th member of the 2nd annual @CDCarter13 Parody Best Ball Fantasy Football League and I’m sharing the trophy with you all.

[AOCDCarter @AocdCarter]

@ericbelair @CDCarter13 whats 45% of zero?

[AOCDCarter @AocdCarter]

@CDCarter13 we were well aware

[AOCDCarter @AocdCarter]

Finally. h/t @JOHNNYRYAN101

[AOCDCarter @AocdCarter]

Logged in to see if the new Insurrection Moments™ dropped. Hoping to get one before they become the new Dinosaur bones.

[AOCDCarter @AocdCarter]

Logged in to see if the new Insurrection Moments™ dropped. Hoping to get one before they become the new Dinosaur bones.

[AOCDCarter @AocdCarter]

@CDCarter13 #FreeSamples4All

[AOCDCarter @AocdCarter]

Because of how much taxes we pay, absolutely!

[Denny Carter @CDCarter13]

i think we all know #content creators should’ve been first in line for the vaccine

[AOCDCarter @AocdCarter]

@_JakeMiles84_ @rotoworld @CDCarter13 Don’t we all?

[AOCDCarter @AocdCarter]

@boomer_carter @Carter69Weedy

[AOCDCarter @AocdCarter]

Ready to rise from my lounging chair and grind those long walks.

[Peter Revello @peter_revello]

Conservative Confused By Feelings For AOC

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@DynArchitect @CDCarter13 Plenty of bald women fit for the jorb.

[AOCDCarter @AocdCarter]

@CDCarter69 @cdcarbon13 @boomer_carter @WCCarter13 @CarterComrad @Carter69Weedy @SeedyCarter @CarterTweety @CDysentery13 @Carter13Norse @CDCostco13 @EmoCDCarter @HipsterCarter13 @cddalton_13 @Carter13Allen @E_D_Carter @LittleDenDen13 @CCCPDCarter13 @CDCarter13 @Carter69Weedy is that you?

[AOCDCarter @AocdCarter]

@CDCarter69 @cdcarbon13 @boomer_carter @WCCarter13 @CarterComrad @Carter69Weedy @SeedyCarter @CarterTweety @CDysentery13 @Carter13Norse @CDCostco13 @EmoCDCarter @HipsterCarter13 @cddalton_13 @Carter13Allen @E_D_Carter @LittleDenDen13 @CCCPDCarter13 @CDCarter13 I’m a fan of anything Green

[AOCDCarter @AocdCarter]

Rising to the challenge, I went ahead and preprinted 420 T-shirts for each city. I’m ready to propose the hell out of what I believe is the ideal mascot.

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

The NBA will definitely expansion its way out of this pandemic hole https://t.co/MIjLP61gSw

[AOCDCarter @AocdCarter]

@CDCarter69 @CDCartier13 @BethanyLPeters @LivetheStreamFF @cdcarbon13 @boomer_carter @WCCarter13 @CarterComrad @Carter69Weedy @SeedyCarter @CarterTweety @CDysentery13 @Carter13Norse @UFOCarter13 @EmoCDCarter @HipsterCarter13 @cddalton_13 @Carter13Allen @E_D_Carter @LittleDenDen13 @CCCPDCarter13 @CDCarter13 @CDCostco13 I’ll bring the stimulus.

[AOCDCarter @AocdCarter]

This really depends on which Whip’s ass you’re talking about.

[Denny Carter @CDCarter13]

my social media interns are telling me to use the term “whips ass” as an engagement booster. plz flag me if you know of something that “whips ass.” thank you.

[AOCDCarter @AocdCarter]

@CDCarter13 Wanting to jail someone just because they’ve made your god less than thou. I see you’ve risen to grind conservatism today, CD.

[AOCDCarter @AocdCarter]

@M_Ganginnis @CDCarter13 Looks like an alternate timeline of Back to the Future. One where George McFly was the one that needed to plug in the clock tower instead of Doc Brown.

[AOCDCarter @AocdCarter]

Rise and petition your commissioners now to allow all teams into your playoffs. 2020 has already been enough of a grind.