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EXO IS NINE 🤍

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A viral browser extension forces you to stop scrolling by sending a giant cat onto your screen

Cat Gatekeeper blocks social media with an unremovable cat overlay until your break timer ends

[vito @uaivito]

se o algoritmo trouxe este pequeno príncipe de folhas para a sua linha do tempo, significa que você também está prestes a ter uma grande vitória em uma semana.

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Longest retractable LED scroll used in a solo concert - 110 m (360 ft 10 in) ✨🕺

Pop star @layzhang of @weareoneEXO performed on this spectacular scroll during his Beijing concert on 6-7 October 2025

[hessah @hessaaani]

they should’ve opened up uniqlo instead of fuckass primark

[ro(e) ★ @archivesbyroe]

Philippines: HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

[وزارة الدفاع |MOD UAE @modgovae]

Ministry of Defence confirms UAE airspace free of any air threats during past hours

The Ministry of Defence announced that on 9th April 2026, UAE air defence systems did not detect any ballistic missiles, cruise missiles, or UAVs launched from Iran.

Since the onset of the blatant Iranian attacks, UAE air defences have engaged a total of 537 ballistic missiles, 26 cruise missiles, and 2,256 UAVs.

No injuries were recorded in recent hours, keeping the total number of injuries at 224, involving individuals of various nationalities, including Emirati, Egyptian, Sudanese, Ethiopian, Filipino, Pakistani, Iranian, Indian, Bangladeshi, Sri Lankan, Azerbaijani, Yemeni, Ugandan, Eritrean, Lebanese, Afghan, Bahraini, Comorian, Turkish, Iraqi, Nepalese, Nigerian, Omani, Jordanian, Palestinian, Ghanaian, Indonesian, Swedish, Tunisian, Moroccan, and Russian.

No martyrs or fatalities have been reported in the past hours. Since the onset of the blatant Iranian attacks, the total number of martyrs has reached two, in addition to the martyrdom of a Moroccan civilian contracted with the Armed Forces. The total number of civilian fatalities stands at 10, from Pakistani, Nepalese, Bangladeshi, Palestinian, Indian, and Egyptian nationalities.

The Ministry of Defence affirmed its full readiness to address any threats and to respond firmly to any attempts that aim to undermine the UAE’s security, ensuring the protection of its sovereignty, security and stability, and safeguarding national interests.

#وزارة_الدفاع
#وزارة_الدفاع_الإماراتية
#MOD
#UAEMinistryOfDefence

[໊ @wynavira]

and for the lady, perhaps a rich man with emotional intelligence

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Sometimes when we borrow words from other languages, English can become delightfully redundant.

‘Scampi’ means “shrimp” so ‘shrimp scampi’ is basically “shrimp shrimp.”

Sahara Desert = Desert Desert
chai tea = tea tea
naan bread = bread bread
ahi tuna = tuna tuna

[Nic ⭐️ @nchls_b]

And then it gets scarier when you’re both interested in each other

[eman @Emanzii]

Why is Talabat treating this cancel order request like a breakup?

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

a sight like this was so appealing.. before netflix

[SAREL 🌼 @Sarel_x]

This is such good accidental marketing! Now I get to partake in a little game of who dun it?!!😂 obsessed!

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

She's sheltering from the rain so gracefully, like the main girl in a romance story.

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

i remember when i couldn’t afford the lifestyle i wanted yet, but every friday evening i’d walk into a high-end hotel lobby like i belonged there... one hot coffee, same corner seat and my laptop intentionally open.

nobody knew i went back to a small wretched apartment after… all they saw was someone comfortable in that environment.

week after week, i stopped feeling out of place. i started observing how people spoke, how deals were discussed and how confidence actually looked in real life... one night, someone struck up a conversation with me 😂 he assumed i was a regular. that single moment led to an opportunity i wasn’t qualified for on paper, but i carried myself like i was.

could you believe that months later, my life caught up to the environment i had been quietly exposing myself to, nothing magical happened… i just stopped seeing that world as theirs and started seeing it more as mine.

look bro, the shift isn’t money first, it’s familiarity and mindset.

[Official Assistant of Oddfellow 🎩 @hecallsmePP]

This is my friends carrying me out of social situations when they realize my social battery died.

[mktoon @mktoon]

If 2026 was a single image.

[Basic Apple Guy @BasicAppleGuy]

Lil Finder Guy is back on Apple's TikTok!

[claire rowden @clx1re]

me: 2026 is going to be my year
me, three months in: