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[KIPRONO @Onorpik]

The two helicopters have left statehouse and enroute past Machakos. Tracking their location, Ruto seems onboard now that it's "Harambee one"
#SiriNiNumbers

[Shortstuff @weak_spell]

I wanna see a shags dump. Mkichinja mbuzi, mkipika, mkilima, mkikata thaara na mkichill na your cousins. Si kila siku dump ya aesthetics😂😂

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

these relationships never work because you don’t have fun with your partner….you just wanna freak on them and then expect them to be happy with just that. nah you gotta wanna take trips, go out to eat, have movie night, go bowling, go to the park, vibe . just enjoy the company

[Lynne @LynneMurrey]

I’m on my final semester. Yaani, I can’t even believe it! God has been so gracious and I am so Grateful 🙏🏾. I’ve done this while working full time, and raising a child. It’s has not been easy, but I’ve done it!

[Ryan Holiday @RyanHoliday]

To procrastinate is to be entitled. It is arrogant. It assumes there will be a later. It assumes you’ll have the discipline to get to it later (despite not having the discipline now).

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Payday

[Munjiru wa mbari ya Karanja @wakariowa]

Honestly it must be crack

[Miss Terious ☀️ @adhiiiambo]

I hate to compare but the fact that a 20-year-old can be done with school, have an apartment and a job in the west, whilst in Africa you could be 28 still fighting with UON to release your marks is insane and outright uchawi

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

Bro scored a 20/10 on that test. Protect bro at all costs 😂

[🗿 @jhonte_]

Wanaume 22 na miguu 44 watashindwa kufunga bao mbili kweli?

[Afrion @a_jrnl_]

Lowkey feared I’d start drinking & vaping more nikiishi pekee yangu lakini Mungu ni nani🤣🤣🤣sinanga hata pesa za sumu

[Gurpriya @GurpriyaSidhu]

Eventually I think the best coping mechanism is a hobby. Your interests will always nurse you back to joy. Reading, writing, playing a sport - find something that brings joy, then spend enough time nurturing it. Rely on it to always help you find your way back.

[Cudii🥭 @_griftine]

Consistency ndio itafanya urealize kitu unafanya hata haikuangi ngumu.

[Phionah Nyambura @PhionahNyambura]

I love having money as an adult because I can buy things I wanted as a child. Juzi nimenunua lucozade and I was so excited. Why did our folks tell us ni ya watu wagonjwa pekee?! I mean it's just an energy drink. Inaonja ghasia but I bought it anyway and my inner child is happy 🤣

[Jeffrey K 🍉 @JayFreaKay]

This day was another hilarious one 😂😂😂😂

[BongaNje @tismeBonga]

My dad got his engineering degree at 33, then immediately got married to my mom because he could provide for her. He would never have approached her, without a degree. So he started at 29 and reached 33 with a doctor wife and engineering degree. He now has 3 masters and is 60

[CatherineK @CatherineKiiru]

Na nisiskie mtu akisema that "AT LEAST" he's done something good by firing the Cabinet Secretaries. We will not applaud a fish for swimming. The pressure continues

It's part of HIS job to deal with poor performers. We are removing this mentality of "at least" by force

[M😘⚖️ @pepee_122]

Uzuri unaingia twitter to tweet something about that man unapata Jacob Juma made the tweet 10 years ago. Saves you from being abducted.