Zechs Merquise

I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people.

[Zechs Merquise @aokmuss]

The punishment for armed robbery of small children should be so horrible that no one would ever do it again. Summary execution of three generations of your family.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

2 kids had their lemonade stand robbed 𝗔𝗧 𝗚𝗨𝗡𝗣𝗢𝗜𝗡𝗧 in Boston yesterday for $50

Welcome to a low-trust society…

[Zechs Merquise @aokmuss]

@TMZ Jimmy Kimmel is subhuman trash.

[Zechs Merquise @aokmuss]

@Oilfield_Rando

[Zechs Merquise @aokmuss]

@sheetz Really good. Best value around.

[Zechs Merquise @aokmuss]

Come watch me eat six $1 tacos at Sheetz.

[Zechs Merquise @aokmuss]

@Variety Shane Gillis had more memorable sketches as a guest host twice than Bowen had in 7 years. Cope and seethe.

[Zechs Merquise @aokmuss]

@ARKloster Laugh at Los Angeles and all of California becoming more shit hole like everyday.

[Zechs Merquise @aokmuss]

@RobProvince I didn't realize you used to be the lead singer of motion City soundtrack.

[Zechs Merquise @aokmuss]

@flapprdotnet Much closer to the book. But not better than the original movie.

[Zechs Merquise @aokmuss]

Jean has a long moustache

[Zechs Merquise @aokmuss]

@RobProvince Isn't that kidnapping?

[Zechs Merquise @aokmuss]

@Oilfield_Rando Nothing unreal exists

[Zechs Merquise @aokmuss]

@bonchieredstate Did he say "No Homo?"

[Zechs Merquise @aokmuss]

It's crazy as she's become more evil she's grown more of a mustache.

[ALX 🇺🇸 @alx]

Kaitlan Collins in 2015: “George Soros is this foreign born left-wing guy who essentially wants to change the nature of our country… For him he sees this immigration crisis as a vehicle to further his agenda.”

[Zechs Merquise @aokmuss]

While she walks slowly across a young man's room
She said, "I'm ready for you"
Why I can't remember anything to this very day
'Cept the look, the look
Oh, you know where, now I can't see I just stare

[Zechs Merquise @aokmuss]

@Thefactsdude @flapprdotnet

[Zechs Merquise @aokmuss]

@smcroasters It's like a reverse Passover. You put the pride flag on your business and then they molest your firstborn child.

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

BESSENT: "Sen. Wyden has slandered the Treasury building to cover up his son having an investment with Jeffrey Epstein."

WYDEN: "Nobody is interested in the rambling of a capo in the most corrupt regime in American history."

BESSENT: "Your son's largest investment position was Rick's Cabaret. Did your son and Epstein talk about poll dancing?

[Zechs Merquise @aokmuss]

@barndon187 I have done that and it's amazing.

[Zechs Merquise @aokmuss]

Did you know you can just melt cheese in the microwave and eat it?