🦋 nomi f☀️cking rockwell! ⛵

a strange game.
the only winning move is not to play

[🦋 nomi f☀️cking rockwell! ⛵ @aolWire]

I sold my bladder to get my wife a sandwich but she sold her mouth to buy me a bathroom :(

[Baaulp @Baaulp]

closest you're going to get to seeing how dark ages peasants acted

[alan b. @inceptstellar]

this is how you age as a generational hater

[🦋 nomi f☀️cking rockwell! ⛵ @aolWire]

@GelidPlateau @number_pizza111 which came from...

[anish @calli0pe___]

Mfs stop giving star ratings on Letterboxd and think they auteurs all of a sudden

[🦋 nomi f☀️cking rockwell! ⛵ @aolWire]

@vanillaopinions living in Boston means living around competent people. it's hard to notice if you just visit but very difficult to downgrade once you're used to it

[✩ becca¹³¹⁴ ✩ @guhlzuki]

anyone who touches lane is getting glebbed 💯

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Goalkeeper reveal is one of the funniest things I’ve seen recently

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@Complex Petit disque orange (rotated), by František Kupka, 1932

[tautologer @tautologer]

how much you enjoy a 1 hour drive is a pretty good proxy metric for the quality of your life

[Reuben Rodriguez @ReubenR80027912]

Real talk: I’m a cilantro truther. I don’t believe, for 1 second, that 20% of ppl are genetically predisposed to to thinking it tastes like soap

This is the ONLY food on earth that ppl have this genetic issue with?? GTFO

This is just the Latin version of “MSG in Asian food”

[kanav @kanavtwt]

Day 1 of vibecoding

[zayne (zeyu) zhang @zeyu1337]

PSA: when you wake up, reach for your phone immediately. Do NOT scroll Instagram reels. Send a good morning message. Not to your girlfriend, to Claude.

That way, you can start the clock for your 5 hour Claude Code usage limit while you freshen up and head to the office. At noon, the 5 hour window would have passed and the usage limit would reset. Then you can generate more shareholder value.

[madame web charts and updates @madamewebsite]

It appears that-- my god, her web connects them all

[🦋 nomi f☀️cking rockwell! ⛵ @aolWire]

@VlRTUALBOY most girls have something they need to do with their hair that can take quite a while. detangling, blowdrying, complex curl routines, etc. 90%+ of girls are doing something to style their hair that requires heat/time and can take 30-45 extra minutes on top of the regular shower

[🦋 nomi f☀️cking rockwell! ⛵ @aolWire]

@zhenyamoder it's the only pet you are forced to interact with in public against your will

[angie 🌙 @FoundNotSaved]

you’re laughing, the boston fleet has 30 defenders and you’re laughing

[🦋 nomi f☀️cking rockwell! ⛵ @aolWire]

@EPM106 I was so confused about this I thought time travel was involved

[@HeyRatty @HeyRatty]

Love to see so many Europeans taking advantage of #Boston’s most important cultural institutions

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

The coworker I hate doordashed a fucking crab boil today