Ashley Orewiler

[Ashley Orewiler @aorewiler]

I went to use the girls bathroom in a high school today... 6 girls in a circle freeze, turn and stare at me terrified as one of them blows out a cloud of weed smoke. Told them it was safe with me and to spray some more. Feels good to be guiding the youth.

[Ashley Orewiler @aorewiler]

ya same - 10/19 mark ur calendar

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

LIBRA FUCKING SEASON ! Venom has awaken 😈

[Ashley Orewiler @aorewiler]

my perception of people changes drastically over the smallest detail and I haaaaate it

[Ashley Orewiler @aorewiler]

@ danny

[Ashley Orewiler @aorewiler]

I used to think the whole ‘distance makes the heart grow fonder’ was ab romantic relationships but it’s actually ab ur friends & family and how much u appreciate and love them once ur far away

[grant aaron @GranttAaron13]

Not that the Mac Miller passing isn’t terrible, but so many people post more about Mac then when some of your friends you grew up with that died from fentanyl...

[Ashley Orewiler @aorewiler]

Apparently you don’t have to be a mom for Facebook moms add you to their mom pages and criticize how to raise your non-existent children

[Ashley Orewiler @aorewiler]

Being the child of the black sheep of the fam is wild. I can’t tell u how weird it is to be invited to family functions that the rest of my immediate family isn’t. & then their only connection with me is through the black sheep, thus their only topic of conversation lololol

[k-hole kardashian @youvegot_gail]

my life is a movie but i ate all the popcorn before it started and wanna leave

[Ashley Orewiler @aorewiler]

at @EinsteinBros & ordered an iced chai in my reusable cup. grabbed it from the barista, took a huge gulp & burnt the fuck out of my mouth. asked her to remake it and it’s straight syrup.

what a waste of time, money and taste buds!!

[Ashley Orewiler @aorewiler]

Venmo has made it impossible to treat friends/guests when they come to visit !!! is there a deny button?

[Ashley Orewiler @aorewiler]

I greeted a table today and this old white lady exclaims, “my god you’re tiny! look how tiny that girl is!” and when I walked away, continued on about my freakish size 🙃

[Ashley Orewiler @aorewiler]

nothin like an elderly white woman to ruin your day am I right or am I right

[Ashley Orewiler @aorewiler]

@Jbrous14 or ya kno, educated youth grew up and we’re old enough to understand & vote now 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Ashley Orewiler @aorewiler]

@aggiephillips_ I love these arguments. Sorry we’re old enough to care and do something about it?

[Ashley Orewiler @aorewiler]

@nap_time_pryor @Sup_Margs I can’t do plastic we have so many animals in Colorado that’d be chewed through in one night lol I’m going to do a raised tumbler made out of wood and aluminum!

[Ashley Orewiler @aorewiler]

Composting at home is much more difficult than the instgramers make it look!!!