Anthony Ortenzi

Like BASF, I don't make the things you use -- I make the things you use better. Unabashed blasphemer. He/him. I don't like dogs, judge me as you will...

[Anthony Ortenzi @aortenzi]

Sometimes you get the perfect setup, and have to go for it, even if it means a Nickelback lyrics reference.

[Anthony Ortenzi @aortenzi]

The White House is the dumbest cult.

[Anthony Ortenzi @aortenzi]

"Oops, sorry, refund coming" after it was supposed to have been delivered? Not OK, @amazon.

[Anthony Ortenzi @aortenzi]

@TheCrazyTrucker @DecodingFoxNews Silly? It's gross.

[Anthony Ortenzi @aortenzi]

@FoxNews What a bunch of dumb fucks believing anything this administration claims.

[Anthony Ortenzi @aortenzi]

@jaketapper Has he seen his own ratings lately?

[Anthony Ortenzi @aortenzi]

Is Pete Hegseth going to be at risk of arrest when visiting allies?

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

And what if the global criminal is … the president of the United States?

[Anthony Ortenzi @aortenzi]

@AVindman @SteveWitkoff Might you call this a "Russia hoax"?

[Sam Stein @samstein]

Just to get a sense of how off-kilter our politics has become. Just TODAY we have:

* an expose revealing our HHS Sec "still uses psychedelics, and even smoked dimethyltryptamine."

* a report that the Dept FBI Director wasn't given a background check

* a report that Michael Flynn may get a $50m settlement???

* The president sic-ing the DOJ—overtly—on Democrats tied to a sex predator that he himself is tied to

* The Attorney General happily agreeing to his request

* A report that the DHS sec sent millions in ad contracts to a firm tied to her

* A congressman alleging that Trump's wanna-be assassin may have been "groomed"

[Anthony Ortenzi @aortenzi]

@arctichound @SenatorWarnock Holy fuck if they don't get passed on they don't change consumer behavior and don't do what the fuck he pretended they were there to do, which is to make American consumers buy things manufactured in America.

How did people lose all fucking critical thinking ability?

[Anthony Ortenzi @aortenzi]

Bless her heart

[Kelly McCarty @KellyLMcCarty]

@ADMiles @bacon6966 @nicksortor Not coping. I just have manners.

[Anthony Ortenzi @aortenzi]

@EdgewaterBoroNJ Boy, @EdgewaterPolice really don't give a fuck, firemen are above the law.

[Anthony Ortenzi @aortenzi]

When you want to park in two places you're not permitted? Seriously @EdgewaterBoroNJ?

[Anthony Ortenzi @aortenzi]

@EdgewaterBoroNJ If the government consistently violates its own rules...

[Anthony Ortenzi @aortenzi]

An hour and a half after he posts it, the President's weird blame post only gets this level of interaction? Sleepy.

[Anthony Ortenzi @aortenzi]

The @njtransit MyBus feature has unreliable enough information to be of negative value. Whoever has responsibility for it should turn it the fuck off if they're not going to fix it.

[John Ganz @lionel_trolling]

ANYONE WHO CALLS US AUTHORITARIAN MUST BE SILENCED OR ELSE is perhaps not the brilliant message they think it is.

[Anthony Ortenzi @aortenzi]

Irony is dead.