AOS Quotes

Quotes from Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD. Posts every three hours. Spoilers! Made with @GimmickBots

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SIMMONS: Next time you have doubts about whether someone is real, ask them to punch you!

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COULSON: Jeez, Mack. How hard did you hit him?
MACK: What do you mean- As hard as I could! Look, I don't half-hit people. It's a punch. That's why it's called a punch.

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ALYA: Mama, what’s wrong?
SIMMONS: Nothing, sweet girl. Nothing. I’m sorry. I’m sorry.

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DAISY: Copy that, Hot Lips.

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DAISY: We make a mean prosthetic, but, uh, fascism is back.

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HUNTER: I love you.
FITZ: I know.

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DAISY (narrating): An alien had just propositioned me at the bar. My little British friend was missing. And everyone around me... smelled like cheese.

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Simmons kisses Fitz on the cheek sweetly. Fitz scratches at his neck, and then, when the full weight of his emotions dawns on him, his face drops into an “oh, no, I really truly am feeling something fierce right now” face. Hit over the head with love like a fire extinguisher!

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SIMMONS: I have faith. And mathematics.

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SIMMONS: And I'm allowed to want to save you!
FITZ: I'll save you every time or I'll die trying. I don't care!
SIMMONS: Me, too, because I love you!
FITZ: Yeah, well, I love you, too!
SIMMONS: Well, then, why are we yelling?!

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MAY: How about I do you a favor and not tell anyone that a tiny, little Asian woman kicked your ass?

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SIMMONS: Next time you have doubts about whether someone is real, ask them to punch you!

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COULSON: This has to be the coolest we’ve ever looked.

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FITZ: I couldn’t find the courage to tell you. So please. Let me show you.

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MACK: Well, if the arm fits.
YO-YO: So you’re making arm jokes now? I thought those were off limits!

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SKYE: You guys totally did it back in the day, right?
(Coulson smiles.)
COULSON: That’s classified.

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COULSON: Don’t touch Lola.

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SIMMONS: Everyone always said we could read each other’s minds, Fitz. So, I really need you to read mine right now.

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DAISY: Wait, are you still dead?
SIMMONS: No, feeling much better!

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MACK: Nice work, D.
DEKE: Thanks, Mack Daddy.
MACK: Nope.
DEKE: Roger that.