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[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

cigarettes are actually good for the environment because they kill people

[av glock🧩( -_•)╦̵̵̿╤─ @futonchill]

you should always smell nice cuz the first hole you penetrate is someone’s nostrils

[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

The way Ronaldo’s going to be shooting from 50 yards later won’t be healthy ffs.

[sedi🧘🏾 @bluegerberas]

Very envious of people who can forgive and forget. I’ve never let anything go since I was born

[DJ Vlad @djvlad]

If the Knicks waited 53 years for a ring, so can your girlfriend.

[miia @miiagarro]

limiting people's access to you is a self care

[Twilight @the_marcoliboy]

Brazil shouldn’t think they have 1 point, Morocco can go to court and take it by tomorrow morning

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Sexting while depressed: I’m so hard (to love)

[BIG DUKE @DukeDarls]

There will be days when you’ll feel the urge to post the blessings of God in your life on social media.

Don’t do it.

[‍‍ ‍lu @whimsyfay]

it’s sexy to try and it’s cool to care. death to nonchalance

[z @mentacookies]

pls moan louder i can still hear the voices in my head

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

the difference between flirting and harassment is your financial condition

[Paulie Doyle @BigPaulieDoyle]

It's not a coincidence that the richest man in history is also the saddest, most pathetic, unlikeable cunt in history

[David @OxytocinDAVID]

FINNEAS COOKED HIM LMAOOO

[Kouros @apollipino]

It's such a vulnerable experience to show your barber a photo of an obviously way hotter person, basically begging them to help you look like *that*

[zynzl @zynzl_]

Bigger than you = roids

Richer than you = daddies money

Smarter than you = nerd

Never stop the cope

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

Have you ever been around a funny nigga when he has reached his flow state? 😂

Top tier bants

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

"If I cut grass around a tree will the tree look taller?"
Chatgpt:

[Jay @JustKobby98]

This is what Ronaldo has been aiming to do but Cancelo and Bruno say, “not with us lil bro”😭😭😭