It never fails when I am feeling content about my body I get a comment about how fat I am
If I am feeling good about how frequent Iโm posting, I get a comment that Iโm lazy
If I make an effort not to complain, I get a comment that I bitch too much
The internet can be BRUTAL
Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on board?
Dad: *nudging me* That could have been you
Me: Not now dad
Dad: Not asking for a tattoo artist to help are they?
Me: Dad, thereโs a medical emergency happening right now
Dad: Go and see if a tat of a chrome space dragon will help