Corissa

the creature who crawled out of the chest cavity of your former friend Colin Robinson

[Corissa @aparadisestill]

Honestly @elonmusk, who hurt you?

[Corissa @aparadisestill]

@obiQuanKenobi_ @TacoSquadWR @mackydoodle Still going strong after all these years! My favorite people in the galaxy ❤

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

White people freaking out over Lizzo playing a slaver’s flute is my favorite Twitter right now.

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

I’m gonna vote for the party that wants to give fourth graders free school lunches instead of the one that wants to force them to have their rapists baby.

[Corissa @aparadisestill]

@RepMTG You are a boiled potato of a human being. Please stop talking.

[Corissa @aparadisestill]

@RepMTG YeS wE wIlL. Ok Marge.

[Corissa @aparadisestill]

@RepBoebert You're gross. Truly.

[Corissa @aparadisestill]

@RepMTG You actual ignoramus.

[Corissa @aparadisestill]

Honestly stfu about adoption as an alternate to abortion. No one should be forced to carry a baby because someone somewhere wants one. You want to take in an unwanted child in need of a home? Become a foster parent.

[Corissa @aparadisestill]

Is it that you can't say anything to anyone these days without them being offended or is it that people are less and less willing to politely tolerate your ignorant bullshit?

[Corissa @aparadisestill]

Why am I getting pro-conservative vids on my tiktok? What fresh hell is this?

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

listen, there are responsible gun owners who just enjoying hunting and I want to make it clear that I don’t care at all and they can find literally any other hobby

[Corissa @aparadisestill]

@VoteRandyFine You sound like a whiny entitled baby. Truly. I wouldn't be so proud of valuing your guns over human beings.

[Corissa @aparadisestill]

Yet again, 🤡🇺🇸🤡

[Corissa @aparadisestill]

@voguemagazine Do better.

[Corissa @aparadisestill]

Amber Heard is the worst actress I've ever seen and I once took an acting class in the basement of a doctor's office. #JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeardTrial
#JusticeForJohnnyDepp

[Zack @Asmongold]

Media needs to stop using ominous scary names for these shooters

Use "pussy-ass bitch gunman" or "racist loser shooter" instead

Don't give them the satisfaction and glorification of elevating them to that level

[Corissa @aparadisestill]

🤡🇺🇸🤡

[Corissa @aparadisestill]

@samebluebirds @BobsBurgersFOX @Iouisebbelcher god I hope so

[Corissa @aparadisestill]

I've never been so excited about anything ever.

[Bob's Burgers @BobsBurgersFOX]

This Memorial Day, experience the Belchers on the BIG SCREEN! 🎬

See The #BobsBurgersMovie, only in theaters May 27.