Apartment 5D

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"I have a mint exorcism when I drink tequila" @victorialeib

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My anaconda is tired of these stairs.

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Oh no homie

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"MILK DOESNT GIVE YOU CHLAMYDIA"

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"I don't really care about how many cousins you have, I'm in the middle of a story" @so_karma #everyoneandtheircousins

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Ba da ba ba ba ... I'm slammable

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Just accidentally flashed the smoking sirs, whoops

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"I'M A BAD PERSON AND I LIKE COOKIES!"

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I haven't worn a bra since I've come back to America.

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5D unreliable wifi pulled through during a time of need. #praytokibbles

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S/o to @laurenbecool for carrying leftover foil-wrapped pizza around NY for hungry roomie @so_karma #thatslove #mildlyratchet #butamazing

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If anyone wants fine dining, there's a new hot hostess in town! Congrats @laurenbecool on your new job!! #timetocelebrate

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The end has come for our mascot of a squash

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@laurenbecool has a 6th sense for the mornings when @neetu_tweetu needs coffee

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"Look at our coffees dancing together in the microwave"

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The squash and I have returned to 5D

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5d does #SuperBowl

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"He is my king" #Kinky

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The one who made the caption is still drunk and the rest are hungover ❤️ in love

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"You were being such a sassy Sasquatch"